I'm holding out this year. I want one of those phone calls from Tooves some members got this year to encourage them to get on board.
Thinking it might go similar to this...........
ring,ring
Tooves: Is that Wombatgc ?
Me: Speaking
Tooves: Let me tell you a cpl things Wombat. I know it's close to christmas and all, but I am NOT fkn santa claus, nor one of his helpers...do you understand!!
Me: Yes Tooves.
Tooves: We've just kicked off pre-season training, we've got new recruits, new coaching staff, and Shubert is whinging about our salary cap....am I painting the picture for you well enough Wombat??
Me: I think so..
Tooves: Well let me mke it crystal for you snapper head, I haven't got the time to be dicking around ringing up tight-arse, man-childs because they want to hear "Tooves!" tell them what they should've done two months ago you lazy fat prick!
Me: Umm, ok, thanks Tooves.
Tooves: If you aren't joined up by round 1 at Suncorp, i will drag your sorry arse out into the middle of the park at half time, and bring my mate Spud Carroll, and we will make you the same as what we did the Chief....our BITCH!
Me: No worries. Thanks Tooves. I love you man.
Tooves: F@#K off.