The No-Look News (Schuster Chronicles)

[Budgie]

You know what we are supposed to be a professional club with a multi million dollar budget and center of excellence.
Surely they have an in house dietitian or nutrionist that would work with players.

The moment a player like Josh is sidelined you would think they would use one of the many apps out there to track his food intake and would be weighing him atleast weekly. I know ultimately Josh has to be responsible for his own body but at 800k a year he is one of the clubs assets. I think someone in the footy department should have kept a closer eye on him.

So what you're saying is we need to create a new position at the club with the title:

Mother

 

[BOZO]

You know what we are supposed to be a professional club with a multi million dollar budget and center of excellence.
Surely they have an in house dietitian or nutrionist that would work with players.

The moment a player like Josh is sidelined you would think they would use one of the many apps out there to track his food intake and would be weighing him atleast weekly. I know ultimately Josh has to be responsible for his own body but at 800k a year he is one of the clubs assets. I think someone in the footy department should have kept a closer eye on him.

Maybe the club can organize Jenny Craig to move in with him ?

 

[BOZO]

We Luv yah Josh

You'll be right mate !

 

[40 nil]

So what you're saying is we need to create a new

Mother

Maybe a girlfriend? I've noticed that many of the Pacifica players have partners at a young age. This appears to be a grounding factor in the lives of some footballers.

 

[Top End Eagle]

Huh?

I'm saying this year the coaching staff seem to have made it pretty clear you meet expectations and you're put in notice.

You get all the help you need but you're not assured a spot just because of how much salary cap you take up or potential you have.

Conversely the kid worked hard and made the sacrifices and hadn't seen the reward yet and he hasn't gone out and driven drunk, hit his partner, or gobbled off at police so let's cut him some slack because he's a phenomenal talent.

 

[BOZO]

he's a phenomenal talent.

The Skillful Shu is Phenomenal Indeed !

Unmatched talent

How many players can be called Phenomenal ? The answer is Minimal

Phenomenal Players like the Shu should be getting paid $800 Grand just for getting out of bed

 

[Budgie]

Maybe a girlfriend? I've noticed that many of the Pacifica players have partners at a young age. This appears to be a grounding factor in the lives of some footballers.

True. And even more so when they have kids, like Haumole this year.

 

[Top End Eagle]

The Skillful Shu is Phenomenal Indeed !

Unmatched talent

How many players can be called Phenomenal ? The answer is Minimal

Phenomenal Players like the Shu should be getting paid $800 Grand just for getting out of bed

Pheno minimal!

 

[BOZO]

Maybe a girlfriend? I've noticed that many of the Pacifica players have partners at a young age. This appears to be a grounding factor in the lives of some footballers.

A Good sexy woman will straighten you out for sure feathered friend

She will also stress you of course

But shell be worth it in the end

 

[Top End Eagle]

Pheno minimal!

 

[mave]

Shuie is naturally a big boy I don’t see why he needs to play 6. He didn’t really have these problems the last two seasons. Personally would play him at lock and bring in Weekes at 6

Because if he doesn't play 6, he (his manager) doesn't get the big bucks.

I believe it really is that simple.

 

[Budgie]

A Good sexy woman will straighten you out for sure feathered friend

She will also stress you of course

But shell be worth it in the end

Do you have a partner Bozo?

 

[mave]

Do you have a partner Bozo?

For her sake, I hope not.

 

[Top End Eagle]

Do you have a partner Bozo?

He just got her to put that dress on and pose for us @Budgie, c'mon!

 

[Tragic Eagle]

It harder to keep fit and weight off when suffering injuries to your legs. I have no doubt he will get back on the horse and be back to his best. There have been some pretty mean comments on here that frankly I find very dissapointing coming from Manly supporters.

 

[Frogz]

Whoever paid him $800k 2 years ago is an idiot.

 

[BOZO]

Do you have a partner Bozo?

I have dancing partners and going out partners but I have no met The One to commit to as yet
Some people are lucky to find The One . Its the luck of the draw
If any one out there has met The One they are blessed

 

[globaleagle]

So what you're saying is we need to create a new position at the club with the title:

Mother

The washington capitals hockey team has a nutritionist and always have food out on game night.

Trouble is their biggest star Ovechkin always comes in and yells

Mamma Lucia...Mamma Lucia! He only eats the food from that restaurant.

lol

Ovechkin’s pregame meal is old school carb-loading at its best

www.sportsnet.ca

 

[Alfreddo]

Thank god we have Cooper John's as cover. I know he still has a lot of work to do to improve his game but we have seen some nice glimpses of what his true potential will bring. He will only keep getting better so get ready to see him come up with some try assists over the next month. I hope he has been working on his kicking game though because it has been below par in his short time with us this far. He has a nice passing game though which is exactly what we need to get the ball to the right people.

 

[Cliffy's Jockstrap]

Discipline what? Might just get myself another full fat flat white.

Aah, that's better.

I hear ya @Budgie..... just about Coffee O'clock for me too!