Funnily enough, this post is hauntingly accurate.The rumour was aired by two blokes that have drunk too much bong water over the years.To discuss it would give too much credit to these morons but one point worth noting is that DCE is older than Reynolds
Andrew has as much chance of being right as his brother has of understating players’ abilities.Says DCE might follow Bennett to Broncos...
Joey’s bombshell Cherry-Evans rumour
Manly star Daly Cherry-Evans has laughed off rumours he could leave Manly before the end of his contract — but the rumours are swirling.www.news.com.au
Andrew Johns lololol......the after effects of too many drugs during his playing career & drinking after it ended. He’s a dribbler that can’t string a sentence together. Fittler is another one.....illiterate & another dribbler. How can anyone believe these two ‘drop kicks’......Says DCE might follow Bennett to Broncos...
Joey’s bombshell Cherry-Evans rumour
Manly star Daly Cherry-Evans has laughed off rumours he could leave Manly before the end of his contract — but the rumours are swirling.www.news.com.au
You need to get out more buddy.The conception of the Fox(news)
As Brad poured Andrew his 17th drink - one for each player on the field and bench - he knew the revelation was close, the next bombshell. The relevance they were searching for...
Standing Andrew up, he spun him thrice clockwise and twice anti-clockwise until - staggering - Andrew scooped up a ball of his own faeces and flung it blindly against the alphabet wall. Almost missing every letter, the 'mud' managed to graze the top of the letter 'D', with some splattering on the neighboring letters - 'C' and 'E'.
Andrew recoiled in confusion, spinning around and dropping to his knees whilst Brad adopted a thoughtful pose. With the early morning sun rising on Andrew's left, he heaved, and like magic the beginnings of a foxsports article was born.
Noticing both the splatter pattern of Andrew's bodily discharge, and the un-mistakeable sign on the alphabet wall, Brad's inspiration took hold of him like a rabid possum. Staring into the fresh chunder, he noted the orientation pointing somewhat South, and with his stubby index finger he ran the shape of the magic letters 'D' 'C' 'E' through the best elements of Andrew's slimy creativity.
So obvious was the sign - DCE simply must be heading to Souths, to play with the coach who taught him more in 3 weeks than he had learned in his previous 10-years. Yes! That was it!!
After winning the 2021 premiership with the evidently struggling Sea Eagles, whose Salary Cap strain from the huge imposition of Brad Parker's contract left them undeserving of further quality, Daly packed his legacy into a hello-kitty backpack, doused it in kerosene and pinched Cliffy's lighter, torching it in the center of Warringah Mall.
He inched up Military Rd, angling across town, and whilst spending 6 hours trying to park his BMW 4WD around Redfern he reveled in the wisdom of his decision - sacrificing just a measly 300k and the increasingly rare 1-club-player badge, post-footy sinecures and dodging inconvenient deification as a feathered legend, he approached the Redfern door.
Seeing Wayne coming out the door he felt a rush of personal gratification - his hero personally greeting him. His decision vindicated! Daly ran with outstretched arms towards his salvation
Wayne: "I'm pissing off back to Brisbane Daly, what the fk are you doing here?"
Daly spun around in confusion - had Andrew and Brad not gave their assurances!? He quickly reached for his tape measure to see if the length of a backflip from South Sydney to Brisbane equated with the previous backflip from the Gold Coast to the Northern Beaches. It might just work.... As the Souths faithful came out to greet their marquee signing, they were faced with the sight of Cherry's scrotum mid-backflip, and like that pffft.....he was gone.
FOXSPORTS NEWS: DALY TO SIGN WITH BRONCOS.....PROBABLY, HOWEVER RUMOURS ARE HE MAY MAKE A BOMBSHELL DECISION TO STAY AT MANLY
The conception of the Fox(news)
As Brad poured Andrew his 17th drink - one for each player on the field and bench - he knew the revelation was close, the next bombshell. The relevance they were searching for...
Standing Andrew up, he spun him thrice clockwise and twice anti-clockwise until - staggering - Andrew scooped up a ball of his own faeces and flung it blindly against the alphabet wall. Almost missing every letter, the 'mud' managed to graze the top of the letter 'D', with some splattering on the neighboring letters - 'C' and 'E'.
Andrew recoiled in confusion, spinning around and dropping to his knees whilst Brad adopted a thoughtful pose. With the early morning sun rising on Andrew's left, he heaved, and like magic the beginnings of a foxsports article was born.
Noticing both the splatter pattern of Andrew's bodily discharge, and the un-mistakeable sign on the alphabet wall, Brad's inspiration took hold of him like a rabid possum. Staring into the fresh chunder, he noted the orientation pointing somewhat South, and with his stubby index finger he ran the shape of the magic letters 'D' 'C' 'E' through the best elements of Andrew's slimy creativity.
So obvious was the sign - DCE simply must be heading to Souths, to play with the coach who taught him more in 3 weeks than he had learned in his previous 10-years. Yes! That was it!!
After winning the 2021 premiership with the evidently struggling Sea Eagles, whose Salary Cap strain from the huge imposition of Brad Parker's contract left them undeserving of further quality, Daly packed his legacy into a hello-kitty backpack, doused it in kerosene and pinched Cliffy's lighter, torching it in the center of Warringah Mall.
He inched up Military Rd, angling across town, and whilst spending 6 hours trying to park his BMW 4WD around Redfern he reveled in the wisdom of his decision - sacrificing just a measly 300k and the increasingly rare 1-club-player badge, post-footy sinecures and dodging inconvenient deification as a feathered legend, he approached the Redfern door.
Seeing Wayne coming out the door he felt a rush of personal gratification - his hero personally greeting him. His decision vindicated! Daly ran with outstretched arms towards his salvation
Wayne: "I'm pissing off back to Brisbane Daly, what the fk are you doing here?"
Daly spun around in confusion - had Andrew and Brad not gave their assurances!? He quickly reached for his tape measure to see if the length of a backflip from South Sydney to Brisbane equated with the previous backflip from the Gold Coast to the Northern Beaches. It might just work.... As the Souths faithful came out to greet their marquee signing, they were faced with the sight of Cherry's scrotum mid-backflip, and like that pffft.....he was gone.
FOXSPORTS NEWS: DALY TO SIGN WITH BRONCOS.....PROBABLY, HOWEVER RUMOURS ARE HE MAY MAKE A BOMBSHELL DECISION TO STAY AT MANLY
Gold just gold hahaThe conception of the Fox(news)
As Brad poured Andrew his 17th drink - one for each player on the field and bench - he knew the revelation was close, the next bombshell. The relevance they were searching for...
Standing Andrew up, he spun him thrice clockwise and twice anti-clockwise until - staggering - Andrew scooped up a ball of his own faeces and flung it blindly against the alphabet wall. Almost missing every letter, the 'mud' managed to graze the top of the letter 'D', with some splattering on the neighboring letters - 'C' and 'E'.
Andrew recoiled in confusion, spinning around and dropping to his knees whilst Brad adopted a thoughtful pose. With the early morning sun rising on Andrew's left, he heaved, and like magic the beginnings of a foxsports article was born.
Noticing both the splatter pattern of Andrew's bodily discharge, and the un-mistakeable sign on the alphabet wall, Brad's inspiration took hold of him like a rabid possum. Staring into the fresh chunder, he noted the orientation pointing somewhat South, and with his stubby index finger he ran the shape of the magic letters 'D' 'C' 'E' through the best elements of Andrew's slimy creativity.
So obvious was the sign - DCE simply must be heading to Souths, to play with the coach who taught him more in 3 weeks than he had learned in his previous 10-years. Yes! That was it!!
After winning the 2021 premiership with the evidently struggling Sea Eagles, whose Salary Cap strain from the huge imposition of Brad Parker's contract left them undeserving of further quality, Daly packed his legacy into a hello-kitty backpack, doused it in kerosene and pinched Cliffy's lighter, torching it in the center of Warringah Mall.
He inched up Military Rd, angling across town, and whilst spending 6 hours trying to park his BMW 4WD around Redfern he reveled in the wisdom of his decision - sacrificing just a measly 300k and the increasingly rare 1-club-player badge, post-footy sinecures and dodging inconvenient deification as a feathered legend, he approached the Redfern door.
Seeing Wayne coming out the door he felt a rush of personal gratification - his hero personally greeting him. His decision vindicated! Daly ran with outstretched arms towards his salvation
Wayne: "I'm pissing off back to Brisbane Daly, what the fk are you doing here?"
Daly spun around in confusion - had Andrew and Brad not gave their assurances!? He quickly reached for his tape measure to see if the length of a backflip from South Sydney to Brisbane equated with the previous backflip from the Gold Coast to the Northern Beaches. It might just work.... As the Souths faithful came out to greet their marquee signing, they were faced with the sight of Cherry's scrotum mid-backflip, and like that pffft.....he was gone.
FOXSPORTS NEWS: DALY TO SIGN WITH BRONCOS.....PROBABLY, HOWEVER RUMOURS ARE HE MAY MAKE A BOMBSHELL DECISION TO STAY AT MANLY
Please thus was all started because the poor Broncos are *. * em everyone has time in the bottom.
Dce has had very little major injuries he could play til he 36. So yes he form is up and down but who better on the market??? Only Cleary
DCE needs to get the silly attempts at niggle that seem to have crept into his game ... gives away too many penalties (along with Jake)
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