Ok… Ok!!! It’s clear we need to unite and I have found the solution. It’s called… “Ranga Round”.
Teams will wear jerseys ranging from Flaming Ranga Red through to the “strawberry blond” (still a ranga, whatever you say). Manly can be in the middle - “Manly Copper”.
(On a serious note: One of the things this topic proves is that humans can be complex creatures. The other thing I would say is that I am glad I have evolved from the ignorant views I held in my teens and early 20s on a broad range of topics, thanks to some wonderful people were patient, kind and didn’t judge me.)