Todd Carney Combined Mega Thread

[niccipops]

The real conversation between Carney and Greenberg goes like this

Greenberg: Have you been a good boy Todd?
Carney: Yes sir.
Greenberg: Where would you like to play?
Carney: Its a toss up sir between the Cowboys and the Sea Eagles sir.
Greenberg: Hmm. Look you can start at the Cowboys next week Todd. If you choose the Sea Eagles though, I'll make sure you never play in the NRL again. Do we understand each other Todd?
Carney: Yes sir. But what if the Cowboys cant pay me enough.
Greenberg: Dont worry about it Todd. We at the NRL have a little slush fund for all the good boys in the game. But we'll string you up by the balls if you try to sign with those Sea Turkeys. Are we understanding each other now?
Carney: Yes sir. Can I use the bubbler now.
Greenberg: Of course. Use mine.

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This site never stops giving.😀

 

[Woodsie]

I can't stand the ratbag ... but after swallowing my pride ... my first phone call this morning would be to the Titans and pee pee boy .....

 

[Stevo]

Who?

 

[Sue]

Cowboys ?

Carney ?

 

[Woodsie]

Who?

Carney ..

 

[robbiea]

Titans ?

 

[Woodsie]

Cowboys ?

Carney ?

I should at least get half a mark for knowing he was in Qld somewhere ....

 

[Woodsie]

And it is rude to point out old peoples mistakes ......

 

[robbiea]

I was thinking someone else has been on the p!ss too !

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

And in what salary cap reality world does he fit in?

If all we have is $20k we are effectively ****ed for the rest of the year!

 

[Woodsie]

And in what salary cap reality world does he fit in?

If all we have is $20k we are effectively ****ed for the rest of the year!

I think we would have enough for 6 months of Carney's price ..

 

[40 years an eagle]

I think we would have enough for 6 months of Carney's price ..

I think you may be right. If we saved 1/2 year of Darcy's 400k by letting him go, by all calculations we have around 170k. If we paid him to go it's more like the 20k.
I reckon Trent has already made the calls.

 

[bob dylan]

Darcy on $400k? Someone else had Aku on similar amounts. Won't even mention the big one or Nate Myles.

No wonder we are in strife.

I wonder if Penn has any vacancies in his businesses, I'd love a pay rise.

 

[Simonmyers11]

Carney would be ideal.

 

[Nice Beaver]

And in what salary cap reality world does he fit in?

If all we have is $20k we are effectively ****ed for the rest of the year!

Barrett said in the presser last night that we are in a position to buy a couple.

He said "not Jonathan Thurston or Michael Morgan type players, but we will take a look at things and act soon" , or something pretty damn close to that.

Interesting that he used the examples of two halves in his example......could be a pretty strong indication of where his thinking is on the player(s) he wants to buy?

 

[castle eagle]

I should at least get half a mark for knowing he was in Qld somewhere ....

aren't we all living in queensland?😉

 

[castle eagle]

i think if turd greentodd thought we had any interest in carney there would be a snap decision that he wouldn't be deemed suitable for the nrl

 

[40 years an eagle]

i think if turd greentodd thought we had any interest in carney there would be a snap decision that he wouldn't be deemed suitable for the nrl

Maybe we are waiting until after they approve him first.

 

[MadMarcus]

I’m not sure Carney would risk his reputation signing with us.

 

[40 years an eagle]

Carney would be ideal.

Yep, and has been since BEFORE we went for Pearce.