Todd Carney Combined Mega Thread

Did Todd Carney deserve to be sacked over his latest faux pas

  • Yes

    Votes: 53 39.6%
  • No

    Votes: 76 56.7%
  • Undecided

    Votes: 5 3.7%

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    134
There's also the possibility that Manly are sensing, despite their defence against the TPA allegations, that they are going to get a penalty against their salary cap, and they realise he will be out of their range. Just an option to consider
 
There's also the possibility that Manly are sensing, despite their defence against the TPA allegations, that they are going to get a penalty against their salary cap, and they realise he will be out of their range. Just an option to consider

Yeah the longer this goes the more likely it’s a big fine or worse.

It would be funny in one way and of course not funny at all, if in the midst of the TPA furore Manly gets wacked with a massive fine and or loss of points whilst others merrily rort their way to TPA heaven!!
 
I see Todds got a face to face with Toddy lined up. I reckon Carney will be face timing Lodge, trying to get 'the look' down pat that will win Toddy over.
 
Because it is a Cowboys contract and not Manly contract, Greenberg’s meeting with Carney will go like this.

Todd G: “So can you show me how it’s done?”

Todd C: “Pardon me?”

Todd G: “You know, the Bubbler. I thought it was hilarious mate. Welcome back to the NRL.”
 
Because it is a Cowboys contract and not Manly contract, Greenberg’s meeting with Carney will go like this.

Todd G: “So can you show me how it’s done?”

Todd C: “Pardon me?”

Todd G: “You know, the Bubbler. I thought it was hilarious mate. Welcome back to the NRL.”
More like:

Todd G: I hear you swallow

Todd C: Yes any warm liquid
 
can someone explain to me how the cows can have jt, morgan, te maire martin and carney on their books at the same time and not be flogging the **** out of the cap. their backup halves are better than most pairings in the competition.. such a farce
 
They can afford the future immortal plus last years Dally M 1/2 back plus Kiwi international 1/2 plus former Dallu M player of the Year because...
The current best player in the game Tuamololo is quite cheap... Hess probably on a development contract... one Test prop is a bit long in the tooth and probably on minimum contract... one SOO 2nd rower isn’t an immortal just a plain SOO 2nd rower... etc
So, Not so surprising really!
 
can someone explain to me how the cows can have jt, morgan, te maire martin and carney on their books at the same time and not be flogging the **** out of the cap. their backup halves are better than most pairings in the competition.. such a farce

Not to mention they probably have to offer overs just to entice players to move to the armpit of the country.
 
The real conversation between Carney and Greenberg goes like this

Greenberg: Have you been a good boy Todd?
Carney: Yes sir.
Greenberg: Where would you like to play?
Carney: Its a toss up sir between the Cowboys and the Sea Eagles sir.
Greenberg: Hmm. Look you can start at the Cowboys next week Todd. If you choose the Sea Eagles though, I'll make sure you never play in the NRL again. Do we understand each other Todd?
Carney: Yes sir. But what if the Cowboys cant pay me enough.
Greenberg: Dont worry about it Todd. We at the NRL have a little slush fund for all the good boys in the game. But we'll string you up by the balls if you try to sign with those Sea Turkeys. Are we understanding each other now?
Carney: Yes sir. Can I use the bubbler now.
Greenberg: Of course. Use mine.
 

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