Todd Carney Combined Mega Thread

[Spartan Eagle]

If the cowgirls are signing him for a backup option given their experienced pairing it astounds me why we have stopped pursuing him. TB must have a rabbit hiding up his arse.

 

[simon64]

If the cowgirls are signing him for a backup option given their experienced pairing it astounds me why we have stopped pursuing him. TB must have a rabbit hiding up his arse.

So, if I'm reading this right, what you are saying is TB has a "harey arse".

Hey ?......Hey ?.......

 

[Bearfax]

There's also the possibility that Manly are sensing, despite their defence against the TPA allegations, that they are going to get a penalty against their salary cap, and they realise he will be out of their range. Just an option to consider

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

There's also the possibility that Manly are sensing, despite their defence against the TPA allegations, that they are going to get a penalty against their salary cap, and they realise he will be out of their range. Just an option to consider

Yeah the longer this goes the more likely it’s a big fine or worse.

It would be funny in one way and of course not funny at all, if in the midst of the TPA furore Manly gets wacked with a massive fine and or loss of points whilst others merrily rort their way to TPA heaven!!

 

[wombatgc]

I see Todds got a face to face with Toddy lined up. I reckon Carney will be face timing Lodge, trying to get 'the look' down pat that will win Toddy over.

 

[Cliffymagic]

All Carney has too say is that he will 100% not join Manly. Then Turdberg will green light him too join the cowboys. Simple stuff.

 

[Bubbler]

Because it is a Cowboys contract and not Manly contract, Greenberg’s meeting with Carney will go like this.

Todd G: “So can you show me how it’s done?”

Todd C: “Pardon me?”

Todd G: “You know, the Bubbler. I thought it was hilarious mate. Welcome back to the NRL.”

 

[Spartan Eagle]

Greensprog will need to eyeball Carney just as he did Lodge .. I wonder what that will involve.

 

[qldeagle]

Well we can forget about Toddles he's all wrapped up in a Cows jersey.

 

[Cliffymagic]

Looks like cowboys need him and probly have an empty house in some devolopment available for him.

 

[Dee Why Eagle]

Looks like cowboys need him and probly have an empty house in some devolopment available for him.

but... we need him more!

 

[40 years an eagle]

Strange he is training with the cows and there has been no press release about his approval to rejoin the NRL.

...uhh no it's not.

How fuc*ing sad is this administration and the free press that is supposed to keep them in check.

 

[40 years an eagle]

Geeze he's taking a long time on that walk, I thought he'd be here weeks ago.

I wish he'd pick the pace up a tad, we are in a bit of a pickle here.

 

[40 years an eagle]

https://www.nrl.com/news/2018/04/18/carney-to-have-specific-conditions-greenberg/

 

[nightster]

he hasn't eye-balled him yet but he will do it in a professional way ....

 

[tookey]

Because it is a Cowboys contract and not Manly contract, Greenberg’s meeting with Carney will go like this.

Todd G: “So can you show me how it’s done?”

Todd C: “Pardon me?”

Todd G: “You know, the Bubbler. I thought it was hilarious mate. Welcome back to the NRL.”

More like:

Todd G: I hear you swallow

Todd C: Yes any warm liquid

 

[Heckenberg]

can someone explain to me how the cows can have jt, morgan, te maire martin and carney on their books at the same time and not be flogging the **** out of the cap. their backup halves are better than most pairings in the competition.. such a farce

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

They can afford the future immortal plus last years Dally M 1/2 back plus Kiwi international 1/2 plus former Dallu M player of the Year because...
The current best player in the game Tuamololo is quite cheap... Hess probably on a development contract... one Test prop is a bit long in the tooth and probably on minimum contract... one SOO 2nd rower isn’t an immortal just a plain SOO 2nd rower... etc
So, Not so surprising really!

 

[eaglebuzz]

can someone explain to me how the cows can have jt, morgan, te maire martin and carney on their books at the same time and not be flogging the **** out of the cap. their backup halves are better than most pairings in the competition.. such a farce

Not to mention they probably have to offer overs just to entice players to move to the armpit of the country.

 

[Bearfax]

The real conversation between Carney and Greenberg goes like this

Greenberg: Have you been a good boy Todd?
Carney: Yes sir.
Greenberg: Where would you like to play?
Carney: Its a toss up sir between the Cowboys and the Sea Eagles sir.
Greenberg: Hmm. Look you can start at the Cowboys next week Todd. If you choose the Sea Eagles though, I'll make sure you never play in the NRL again. Do we understand each other Todd?
Carney: Yes sir. But what if the Cowboys cant pay me enough.
Greenberg: Dont worry about it Todd. We at the NRL have a little slush fund for all the good boys in the game. But we'll string you up by the balls if you try to sign with those Sea Turkeys. Are we understanding each other now?
Carney: Yes sir. Can I use the bubbler now.
Greenberg: Of course. Use mine.