The No-Look News (Schuster Chronicles)

[Supreme Leader]

"Does the Schu fit?" This should be the title of the main Schuster thread

It was a moment of clarity....maybe the glass of red wine has worked/

 

[eagleron]

Surely a sore toe doesn't keep Saab out longer than a week. It's first grade footy ! Just cut off the thing to be able to play !

I'd rather he wasn't there on Friday night, the memories of his backpedalling defence are still too fresh

 

[KNUCKLES]

Pr

Surely a sore toe doesn't keep Saab out longer than a week. It's first grade footy ! Just cut off the thing to be able to play !

Probably one of the worst injuries to have. All your weight goes on your toes. And they never heal properly

 

[Mitch]

The Daily Brail

This or The Holy Brail for me!

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

If he plays on Friday and gets injured for another 8 weeks my Jelly Forum will come back into its own !!

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

It’s a long time until Friday night anything could happen, the “ Jelly man “ ain’t on the field yet.

 

[wedgetail eagle]

Surely a sore toe doesn't keep Saab out longer than a week. It's first grade footy ! Just cut off the thing to be able to play !

That’s it, he’s got 9 more, FFS.

 

[XV-1]

Surely a sore toe doesn't keep Saab out longer than a week. It's first grade footy ! Just cut off the thing to be able to play !

Did you actually see the incident?

His toe, front of his foot was folded backwards like a sandwich .
Surprised he only has an issue with his toe and not the front of his foot broken.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1521361216702410752

 

[Under the Sticks]

The "Schu Threw Review"

 

[Eagle 1]

If he plays on Friday and gets injured for another 8 weeks my Jelly Forum will come back into its own !!

If he's cleared to play and this happens again, I swear, I could end up in the fetal position, just mumbling something...

 

[Under the Sticks]

If he plays on Friday and gets injured for another 8 weeks my Jelly Forum will come back into its own !!

"The Soft Schu Withdrew"

 

[ALinda]

With his ongoing calf issues, I'll only believe it when Schu actually runs out onto soggy Suncorp on Friday night.

For what it's worth (if any), Weidler just said on 100% Footy he spoke to Manly today and Jelly's injury is a grade 1 calf tear, he's unlikely to play on Friday night but should return the following week.

I'm standing by my original comment...

 

[globaleagle]

Ok, meat 'n potatoes !

The question you've all wanted, in the format you all demanded.

Choose your preferred title for the Josh S mega thread or add your own.

As always, Dan reserves the right to choose his own option regardless of the 'winner' and ge reserves the right to over-rule Dan (lulz).

Does it matter that Braille is not spelt Brail ?

Choose away champs.

🏉🏉



edit: I'm not going to add any more the the poll options, if people make a suggestion in the thread, and it gets likes, then that'll count.

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

@globaleagle
Can you change it allow multiple choices, there's a few there I like 🙂

 

[globaleagle]

@globaleagle
Can you change it allow multiple choices, there's a few there I like 🙂

NO

NO fence sitters!

Make yer damn mind up!

(changed...is 3 enough?)

 

[Tragic Eagle]

"The Schu Review"

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

Schustring Fries

 

[Eagle eye]

How about "The Mega Thread of Schuster"

 

[globaleagle]

"The Schu Review"

Added

 

[Disco]

"The Schu Review"

Actually thimk this is a clear winner