Bring back the.... Biff?
Captain/Coach
Oh i cant wait to tag you in "the prodigal son returns" thread!Once he signs for anyone he will succumb to one or more of his multitude of existing injuries and the poor club will have to carry him in their cap and top 30 as he will never be medically retired. He will then miraculously take the field towards the end of his contract, play well and somehow conjure up a new deal. Rinse and repeat.