Surgery

[fLIP]

It turns out i've got 2 spleens. So still hoping its the laprascope now that theirs more to be taken out.

 

[clontaago]

My mum had her spleen removed about 10 years ago Flip. From the little recollection I have, it wasnt too bad. Its the post op stuff she has to be careful of. If she gets sick, she is sick for a long time.

 

[Utility Player]

I had a vasectomy a few years ago & while in most cases this is considered minor surgery I can assure you that in my case they needed a team of Doctor's (not to mention the bloke on the forklift)

 

[The Gronk]

I had a vasectomy a few years ago & while in most cases this is considered minor surgery I can assure you that in my case they needed a team of Doctor's (not to mention the bloke on the forklift)

Yes operations on people's heads can be complicated

 

[clontaago]

I had a vasectomy a few years ago & while in most cases this is considered minor surgery I can assure you that in my case they needed a team of Doctor's (not to mention the bloke on the forklift)

Once they moved your stomach how did the vasectomy go?

 

[Canteen Worker]

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I had a vasectomy a few years ago & while in most cases this is considered minor surgery I can assure you that in my case they needed a team of Doctor's (not to mention the bloke on the forklift)

Once they moved your stomach how did the vasectomy go?
[/quote]Classic!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[Utility Player]

They solved that problem by getting me to lay face down on the opperating table, gravity can be so usefull.

 

[fLIP]

Looks like i'll be getting done in about a week, maybe a little longer.

The steroids I am on have cause a fair amount of damage to my liver and the surgeon wants that repaired a bit before it takes on a bigger role after the spleen is gone.

I'm on a diet called optifast. Its literally 1 sachet of powder in 200mls of water and maybe some celery and lettuce, for an entire week.

The good news is my platelet count was 80 this morning so thats much better than 2.

 

[Guest]

I has a lobotomy many years ago and woke up from surgery dressed in a red and black jumper. 

I used to support norths but I guess my brain must have grown back again because I support manly now.

 

[fLIP]

I guess my brain must have grown back again because I support manly now.

Other club supporters would argue that statement tookey

 

[clontaago]

I just had laser hair removal on my face, hurt like a mother ****er

 

[fLIP]

What did you get that done for?

 

[The Gronk]

I just had laser hair removal on my face, hurt like a mother F**ker

he got a brazilian around the old fella on his forehead

 

[clontaago]

Im sick of shaving Flip.

3 or 4 more treatments and I'll be as smoothe as a babies arse for the rest of my life.

 

[The Gronk]

and we won't have to see Movember photos again

 

[clontaago]

Na I asked her to leave the Mo just for you Matthew

 

[The Gronk]

I hope she lasers so that only the 70s p0rn star shape is left behind and you cant grow anything else.  Although judging on past experinece you wouldnt want to grow anything else. 

 

[clontaago]

Thats all I want to grow!!

 

[fLIP]

Looks like I may well find out the date for my surgery today. I am guessing the back half of the week. Praying they say tomorrow or something, however, unlikly.

All my problems could be gone by the weekend if thats the case. Fingers crossed anyway. 

 

[The Gronk]

All the best Flip, may you get high on morphine and have a hot nurse!!