Settle fellas

[Matabele]

I notice Jessica Simpson is in town? I also seem to recall all you bachelor boys describing her as the ultimate.

So I expect you will document your tales of conquest for us all to enjoy?

(In your dreams) :roll:

 

[Dan]

hmmm I cant handle girls with no brains. Whilst she has a decent body her head and its contents leave a bit to be desired.

 

[Matabele]

So you don't buy that the dumb blonde act is a marketing ploy?

 

[Nutzcraw]

YES, I love her!!

*commence stalking* hahaha

yeah she is hot as!

 

[Dan]

So you don't buy that the dumb blonde act is a marketing ploy?

Some of it sure, but I would say she has been pampered most of her life and is about as intelligent as you would expect of someone in that lifestyle

 

[Utility Player]

There is just no way I would have sex with her





again :lol:

 

[robbiea]

The most intelligent thing to ever come out of her mouth was

 

[Matabele]

There is just no way I would have sex with her





again :lol:

I'm sorry

Did the occasion get to you?

apparently there's some sort of nasal spray that might have helped.

 

[robbiea]

My nob

 

[Fro]

the whole family is out here.

little sister carbon copy (also known as Ashlee) and Mumma and Puppa simpson, dont know their names, Homer and Marge probably

 

[robbiea]

I thought my in-laws were a pain in the arse ,Imagine getting involved with that ,her old man is her manager & makes her decisions for her & tells her what to do. I would still plug it tho ???

 

[Utility Player]

[quote author=Utility Player]
There is just no way I would have sex with her





again :lol:

I'm sorry

Did the occasion get to you?

apparently there's some sort of nasal spray that might have helped.

[/quote]

Nasal spray ? are we talking oral sex here, I'm sure she shaves so there would be no risk of a case of the sneezes

 

[Nutzcraw]

nasal spray = premature ejaculation remedy

 

[Utility Player]

You don't say Nutz, even though I'm a country boy I'm not that naive.

 

[robbiea]

nasal spray = premature ejaculation remedy

Ive never heard of it ,Damn -I could of used that 15 yrs ago !!!,ok ,i could still make use it..

 

[Nutzcraw]

You don't say Nutz, even though I'm a country boy I'm not that naive.

Ok

 

[robbiea]

I never heard of it before & i was a city boy,so what do u do ,just spray it on !!!Just hypothetically ofcourse.

 

[Nutzcraw]

I have no idea actually.... i just hear the ads over the radio about "Nasal spray technology to help you become a marathon man in bed" I assume you spray it up ya nose and it makes you think about grandma's naked when your about to lose it?? 8|

 

[Barks]

hmmm I cant handle girls with no brains. Whilst she has a decent body her head and its contents leave a bit to be desired.

are you sure you don't post keeping in mind your GF may read what you post. You say oh the right things
😉

 

[Dan]

nah its true mate, she aint that good. Linda never reads here. I know that much, even if she did she knows when I am just being a dick and when I am serious