Here's your 'political' winners this round:
1) Melb def Souths (1-town team losing Scam, AFL season hasn't started so grab limelight while they can, Souths will get plenty of help in future games, easy to make up)
2) Knights def Dogs (1-town team long-suffering, still pull crowds despite being losers. Dogs expendable)
3) Broncs def Eels in thriller (Broncos fanbase must be appeased, Eels will get plenty of help in future games, easy to make up - unless Broncs are truly too sh*t to score)
4) Titans def Warriors (hard one to pick - keep Queenslanders happy with their new team to root for, or reward warriors for attrition - fk NZ, Queensland must be appeased)
5) Rooters def Manly (coz sif Manly matters, Nicky must be appeased, and can easily be blamed on Turbo missing. Legit)
6) Panthers def Cowboys (they have to maintain credibility)
7) Raiders def Tigers (coz Tigers are almost as expendable as Manly, and Raiders are current contenders with no hope of being gifted premiership - keep it real boyz)
8) Sharks def Dragons (Scotty wouldn't be happy y'know. Engadine Maccas needs more publicity)
I HOPE I AM PROVEN WRONG.