[Resurrected] Lol @ Parra

[Eagle 1]

April Premiers for sure , they’ll have their usual fantastic start , I expect them to be top four in May.

BUT come July / August and the cracks will begin to appear and well we all know what happens in September.

Yeah...if it was a half season comp, Parra fans would be ecstatic.

 

[castle eagle]

they should start their membership drive for the following year in march, because we all know its downhill not long after

 

[Captain Moondog]

Little Dick is the obvious one

NRL 2022: Parramatta Eels teammates reveal scary new nickname for Will Penisini​

A newly dubbed nickname from Parramatta teammates proves 19-year-old phenom Will Penisini is much more than a flick pass.
January 22, 2022 - 6:00AM
News Corp Australia Sports Newsroom
Exciting Eels centre Will Penisini has been answering to a new name over summer.
“Will Penisini is a beast. We’ve been calling him ‘Young Mike” at training,’’ Parramatta captain Clint Gutherson said.
“The way he moves, he’s so similar to (Michael) Jennings. Will’s got the same build as Jenko (Jennings).
“If you had to split them, Jenko may have been a bit lighter on his feet and a little bit faster.
“Whereas Will has got a little bit more power and strength, but no doubt the similarities are there.’’

 

[manly al]

Guess if the cliche that you are only good as your last game sometimes applies , the Eels at full strength should be quite competitive this season if their knock out finals game against the Panthers is any indication from 2021 . Then in the same context , Manly easily had the wood on them last season , and hopefully will be the case this season as well . That is my only level of interest with anything Eels related , just being better then them again

 

[globaleagle]

Little Dick is the obvious one

NRL 2022: Parramatta Eels teammates reveal scary new nickname for Will Penisini​

A newly dubbed nickname from Parramatta teammates proves 19-year-old phenom Will Penisini is much more than a flick pass.
January 22, 2022 - 6:00AM
News Corp Australia Sports Newsroom
Exciting Eels centre Will Penisini has been answering to a new name over summer.
“Will Penisini is a beast. We’ve been calling him ‘Young Mike” at training,’’ Parramatta captain Clint Gutherson said.
“The way he moves, he’s so similar to (Michael) Jennings. Will’s got the same build as Jenko (Jennings).
“If you had to split them, Jenko may have been a bit lighter on his feet and a little bit faster.
“Whereas Will has got a little bit more power and strength, but no doubt the similarities are there.’’

lol

Yeah I bet that's what they call him with a surname of penisini

 

[mave]

I hope for old mates sake, he doesn't have any of Jennings' off field similarities.

 

[simon64]

Ahhh Parramatta. The gift that keeps on giving.

"That is why he isn’t an Eel": Former Parramatta recruiter opens up on offer to Storm star

"I have read all the stories about the Eels knocking him back and had a little laugh."

www.zerotackle.com

 

[Captain Moondog]

Ahhh Parramatta. The gift that keeps on giving.

"That is why he isn’t an Eel": Former Parramatta recruiter opens up on offer to Storm star

"I have read all the stories about the Eels knocking him back and had a little laugh."

www.zerotackle.com

Papenhuyzen senior is a good Dad and didn't want him to make a bad mistake and ruin his life.....if only he could have talked him out of that haircut...

 

[Woodsie]

lol

Yeah I bet that's what they call him with a surname of penisini

Yeah with a Christian name of willy.. and a surname of PENISini .. two dicks would have been better

 

[Will on the hill]

Yeah with a Christian name of willy.. and a surname of PENISini .. two dicks would have been better

When he gets excited they call him Penisouti... I'll see myself out.

 

[ManlyTragic]

Little Dick is the obvious one

NRL 2022: Parramatta Eels teammates reveal scary new nickname for Will Penisini​

A newly dubbed nickname from Parramatta teammates proves 19-year-old phenom Will Penisini is much more than a flick pass.
January 22, 2022 - 6:00AM
News Corp Australia Sports Newsroom
Exciting Eels centre Will Penisini has been answering to a new name over summer.
“Will Penisini is a beast. We’ve been calling him ‘Young Mike” at training,’’ Parramatta captain Clint Gutherson said.
“The way he moves, he’s so similar to (Michael) Jennings. Will’s got the same build as Jenko (Jennings).
“If you had to split them, Jenko may have been a bit lighter on his feet and a little bit faster.
“Whereas Will has got a little bit more power and strength, but no doubt the similarities are there.’’

The kid went to the kings school as did suaalli!
I reckon that he is better than Suaalli!

Just sayin’

 

[Rackets]

The kid went to the kings school as did suaalli!
I reckon that he is better than Suaalli!

Just sayin’

Might be better but definitely not smarter. He's signed with eels, Sualli with the chooks. Having said that though he does have the great Dalai as coach. 😂

 

[MadMarcus]

Yeah with a Christian name of willy.. and a surname of PENISini .. two dicks would have been better

Any truth to the rumour that he’s the lovechild of racing car legend Dick Johnson?

 

[Eagle thru 'n' thru]

 

[pt73]

Read this today and had to laugh.

THE MATTER OF PARRAMATTA​

Last, a bit of summer housekeeping.

Final word goes to Arthur Moses SC. The top silk, former president of the NSW Bar Association and partner of ex-NSW premier Gladys Berejiklian, and NRL Parramatta Eels fanatic. Big Artie contacted us after we committed an egregious and potentially defamatory error in our reporting - we named him as a Bulldogs supporter, quelle horreur! - last year to set the record straight.

“Your column is always a lot of fun and helps people realise not to take themselves too seriously,” the legal eagle wrote. Many thanks, Mr Moses. That is going straight to our pool room. And into our next awards entry.

 

[highlandeagle]

Gutherson and Junior Paulo announced as co captains. Must be a slap in the face for Gutho. Probably in response to his petulant and embarrassing antics on field.

 

[Ned]

If he's compared to Jennings, are they basically admitting he's on steroids then?

 

[Brookie Bob]

When he gets excited they call him Penisouti... I'll see myself out.

Obviously his ancestors didn't have a Dare Iced Coffee (or similar) when they invented a name which literally can be broken down to "penis..in..I"....and then finished it off by calling him Willy. His immediate and further back ancestors should be charged with extreme cruelty.

 

[The Royal Soup]

fuk Parra

they are a bunch of choppers

 

[Shoe1]

Another first for the Eels? NRLW player arrest.

‘Another shot’: Maynard eyes fresh start with Eels after assault charge

Last year, Maynard made headlines for all the wrong reasons after she was fined almost $3000 for assaulting two security guards and failing to leave Cronulla’s infamous nightspot Northies in May.

www.smh.com.au