Hang on. Hang on. Let me see if I have this right.
JAC wants to play fullback.
So Souths, who only last year signed Latrine who was playing centre to play fullback and has made a semi-decent fist of it are his preferred option.
Meanwhile, they unearth Corey Allen who, to be honest, has done a fantastic job replacing Latrine. Imagine if Manly had him instead of Elliot filling in for Turbo ? Not a bad replacement.
So along comes the Fox saying "I want to play 1." Let me see. Where will I go ? I know. Let me sign with a club that has Latrine and Allen. I'm sure I can oust both of them given my vast experience playing fullback.
If he's fair dinkum about playing fullback, he won't go anywhere near Souths. He should go to the Tigpies. Or he should come to Manly. We all know he'd probably end up playing two thirds of the season there.
Look for Souths to run out 13 blokes next year all wearing number 1. I'm Brian. No I'm Brian. I'm Brian and so's my wife.