Egrets, I've had a few...(musings and some pics)

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I think I finally found the problem...


PA: Abandon ship, abandon ship! This..is..not..a..drill!

Capt: Ok people, get going. You know the drill.

Sailors: We do Capt'n but this...this is not a drill!

Capt: Get off the damn ship! You all know the drill!

Sailors: We know that Capt'n but this is not a drill!?!?!?!


~ship sinks~

*ge original

screw you guys, that's clever and funny!

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If air is basically 79 percent Nitrogen and only 21 percent oxygen....

How come oxygen gets all the glory?!?!?!

Seems a bit nitrogen-ist.

why not:
"They're a nitrogen thief"?
Gimme some of that sweet Nitrogen..
suck the Nitrogen out of the room...

Oxygen must have a better agent, or marketing team

It's b/s I tells ya...B/S!!!!
 
Tim Hortons has agreed to settle multiple class action lawsuits that accused the company of tracking customers' locations through its app without consent.
Under the proposed settlement, which requires a judge's approval, eligible customers in Canada will receive a free hot drink and baked good.
In other words, in exchange for your location data, the restaurant chain will give you coffee and a doughnut.


(that's both disgusting and kinda funny at the same time).
 
If air is basically 79 percent Nitrogen and only 21 percent oxygen....

How come oxygen gets all the glory?!?!?!

Seems a bit nitrogen-ist.

why not:
"They're a nitrogen thief"?
Gimme some of that sweet Nitrogen..
suck the Nitrogen out of the room...

Oxygen must have a better agent, or marketing team

It's b/s I tells ya...B/S!!!!
Ha! This will go to me to the grave, though hopefully it's not the last thing I think about.
One science teacher got us to learn this to the tune of Tea for Two ....
Nitrogen 78%
Oxygen 21%
Carbon Dioxide .003

The 3 was such a high note 🤣🤣👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️🕺
 
You know what sucks....

When you watch 'old' movies from when you were much younger, and realise you're now older than the stars were-when they were in that movie.

Like Harrison ford was 35 when star wars came out
Kurt Russell - in tombstone was 42

Even Sam Elliott, Kurt's old fart brother- from tombstone was 49...

Ah crap, I wish I was worse at math.

Don't get old everyone, it's not worth it!!!! I think I'll just sit here and poop myself and drool a little.
 
You know what sucks....

When you watch 'old' movies from when you were much younger, and realise you're now older than the stars were-when they were in that movie.

Like Harrison ford was 35 when star wars came out
Kurt Russell - in tombstone was 42

Even Sam Elliott, Kurt's old fart brother- from tombstone was 49...

Ah crap, I wish I was worse at math.

Don't get old everyone, it's not worth it!!!! I think I'll just sit here and poop myself and drool a little.
It's like realising that you're never going to get the call to play first grade and that you saw the whole career of the father's of current players
 
It's like realising that you're never going to get the call to play first grade and that you saw the whole career of the father's of current players

That sounds much worse than my thing, to be honest!

ouch
 
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Bees' Knees has nothing to do with the knees of bees.

It comes from (after the war) when Italians were saying "Business". American's took their pronunciation of 'beez-nezz' and Americanised it into Bees knees.
 
Northern lights..!

The interesting thing is that viewing with the 'naked eye' - they just look white. 30 seconds exposure on the phone at least gives a bit of green, etc. Stupid eyes.

And yes, if I were further north, they'd be more impressive, but who wants to live in the Yukon??

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Ever have to fill out one of those "captcha" picture puzzles on a website to prove you're not a robot?

Ever wonder what it means?

CAPTCHA is a contrived acronym for "Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart"

Now you can impress your gen 'z' grandkids , old farts! lol
 

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