She's an author! Non-fiction?
A tiger would be easier than....this
Is that an albino raccoon ?
She's an author! Non-fiction?
You should have edited the tiger's face as well. 🙂
#AnimalsPrivacyLeague
Speaking of Dogs
4.30 to 6pm - goes for a walk, doesn't pee
6.30pm - gets taken outside, doesn't pee
7.30pm (after dinner, etc) - gets taken outside, doesn't pee.
8.00pm - pees inside house...................................................................................................
9.30pm - indicates she desperately needs to go outside. Does nothing but walk in circles in the rain.
Anyone want a dog?
Have you considered buying a cat?12.05am ..... Dog pees inside the house
12.07am.... try to get dog outside in case 'there is more': Effort rewarded by dog pooping on the floor.
Pretty sure kids are easier to deal with!
edit:
2.30pm to 4.30pm - walk outside, doesn't pee nor poop
5.00pm - another poop and pee inside the ****ing house! (thank goodness for diapers and that mrs ge loves the mutt unconditionally).
Have you considered buying a cat?
We have two cats and two dogs. The mutts are by far the bigger pain in my backside - they'd be shortlisted for the naughtiest animals award if one existed. They are forever inventing new ways to make my life difficult.I'm not anti cat (as in one has to be a dog or a cat person) - although I'm sorta adverse to the idea of taking care of something that's indifferent to your existence - one can have kids for that....
But as mrs ge already had the beast when we tied the knot, the dog's here to stay.
Plus cats poop in your shoe, throw up everywhere and kill too many birds.
dog is outside getting 'another' walk as I type!
I know, right.Awwww... look at those innocent faces!
A ge original....
@Woodsie I was voted skipper by me shipmates on The Black Pig, except for the Bosun Master Bates (who's a bit of a wanker).Global, when did old mate Moondoggy become @Captain Moondog ?? ... Is this a Naval or Army rank, is it recent, is he taking the piss or has he lost his marbles?
@Woodsie I was voted skipper by me shipmates on The Black Pig, except for the Bosun Master Bates (who's a bit of a wanker).
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