Big Announcement Wed 3/10/18
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lurker
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Calling him the devil gives him too much credit and intelligence
No wonder his outfit has a PR problem ..... Tell him he's dreaming ...
MadMarcus
Toovey for NRL CEO
So what you’re saying is... our 2018 team’s defence is the devil...
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Not actually my list. My additions wouldn’t make it past the censor, no matter how liberal minded they are.
Okay .... that reminds me of the fact, that when it comes to sins of the flesh .... people are able to justify any logic or long bow to accommodate their passions ... at the risk of testing the liberal mindedness of the censors I will recount a story that occurred earlier this year ....
We were joined one morning at our usual table of profound musings by a young lady who went on to explain that she was a vegan with a capital V ..... and that the crispy bacon and runny egg roll that I was devouring was evil ...... I am nothing if not polite and understanding of other peoples beliefs ...... so I engaged her in conversation and as always the topic of sex arouse ..... so as you would I asked "how do you go at BJ's with your boyfriend you being a Vegan and him being an animal" .... OH she replied, that is no problem because he explained to me that the "product" was ethically harvested and willingly given, so is OK.
I thought her boyfriend is a smart young fella, but later that day I checked on the vegan interweb ...... and it is true ...
The bolded bit is the only part I can see censors having a problem
Unkind ...
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That is fkn GOLD! and love the Freudian slip.
You tell it your way .... I'll tell it mine ....
KNUCKLES
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Sounds like my weekend coming up.. sheesh
Big job, took me most of today which is why I’m only just looking at ST now!!
KNUCKLES
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Yeah tell me about it.. thank god for the public holiday
Lots of barrow loads and spreading , plus fertiliser.
Rain held off which is something!
But yes absolutely rooted tonight!!
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Did you remember to mix the cow sh^t?
You've earned a coldie!
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