Big Announcement Wed 3/10/18

[Woodsie]

Woodsie, just to clear up this demonic debate once and for all, I present the following list. I am guilty of all but one, and prefer to keep that one a tightly held secret...
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Too easy ..... vegetarianism .....

Blessed be the salad dodger ...

 

[lurker]

Toddy proves that theory to be wrong, or is he just a dumb devil?

Calling him the devil gives him too much credit and intelligence

 

[Woodsie]

"Remote viewing"?? ****, we are supposed to go back to getting out of the chair to change channels. Still, if that's what God wants..

No wonder his outfit has a PR problem ..... Tell him he's dreaming ...

 

[MadMarcus]

The smartest thing the devil ever did ... was to convince people he didn't exist .....

So what you’re saying is... our 2018 team’s defence is the devil...

 

[Chip and Chase]

Woodsie, just to clear up this demonic debate once and for all, I present the following list. I am guilty of all but one, and prefer to keep that one a tightly held secret...
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trilateralism = threesome ??

I assume you combined 'shrooms and levitation ??

 

[Class of 96]

trilateralism = threesome ??

I assume you combined 'shrooms and levitation ??

Not actually my list. My additions wouldn’t make it past the censor, no matter how liberal minded they are.

 

[Woodsie]

Not actually my list. My additions wouldn’t make it past the censor, no matter how liberal minded they are.

Okay .... that reminds me of the fact, that when it comes to sins of the flesh .... people are able to justify any logic or long bow to accommodate their passions ... at the risk of testing the liberal mindedness of the censors I will recount a story that occurred earlier this year ....

We were joined one morning at our usual table of profound musings by a young lady who went on to explain that she was a vegan with a capital V ..... and that the crispy bacon and runny egg roll that I was devouring was evil ...... I am nothing if not polite and understanding of other peoples beliefs ...... so I engaged her in conversation and as always the topic of sex arouse ..... so as you would I asked "how do you go at BJ's with your boyfriend you being a Vegan and him being an animal" .... OH she replied, that is no problem because he explained to me that the "product" was ethically harvested and willingly given, so is OK.

I thought her boyfriend is a smart young fella, but later that day I checked on the vegan interweb ...... and it is true ...

 

[globaleagle]

We were joined one morning at our usual table of profound musings by a young lady who went on to explain that she was a vegan with a capital V ..... and that the crispy bacon and runny egg roll that I was devouring was evil ...... I am nothing if not polite and understanding of other peoples beliefs ...... so I engaged her in conversation and as always the topic of sex arouse ..... so as you would I asked "how do you go at BJ's with your boyfriend you being a Vegan and him being an animal" .... OH she replied, that is no problem because he explained to me that the "product" was ethically harvested and willingly given, so is OK.

I thought her boyfriend is a smart young fella, but later that day I checked on the vegan interweb ...... and it is true ...

The bolded bit is the only part I can see censors having a problem good laugh about with!

 

[Woodsie]

The bolded bit is the only part I can see censors having a problem good laugh about with!

Unkind ...

 

[globaleagle]

Unkind ...

Well.... it was ethically harvested and willingly given, so....

el oh el

 

[globaleagle]

Unkind ...

I did like the use of the phrase 'sex arouse' and not 'sex arose'

noice!

 

[Class of 96]

so I engaged her in conversation and as always the topic of sex arouse

That is fkn GOLD! and love the Freudian slip.

 

[Woodsie]

I did like the use of the phrase 'sex arouse' and not 'sex arose'

noice!

You tell it your way .... I'll tell it mine ....

 

[KNUCKLES]

Here it is the BIG announcement, a week early!!

You ready??

A BIG truck just dropped a BIG load of topsoil on my front lawn, and I’ve got a very BIG day ahead of me spreading it.

Now that is indeed BIG.

Now off to see if I can beat the rain.

Sounds like my weekend coming up.. sheesh

 

[MadMarcus]

I hear they are going to announce the news every Manly fans wants to hear... free sausage rolls!!

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

Sounds like my weekend coming up.. sheesh

Big job, took me most of today which is why I’m only just looking at ST now!!

 

[KNUCKLES]

Big job, took me most of today which is why I’m only just looking at ST now!!

Yeah tell me about it.. thank god for the public holiday

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

Yeah tell me about it.. thank god for the public holiday

Lots of barrow loads and spreading , plus fertiliser.

Rain held off which is something!

But yes absolutely rooted tonight!!

 

[Class of 96]

Lots of barrow loads and spreading , plus fertiliser.

Rain held off which is something!

But yes absolutely rooted tonight!!

Did you remember to mix the cow sh^t?

 

[Wombat64]

Lots of barrow loads and spreading , plus fertiliser.

Rain held off which is something!

But yes absolutely rooted tonight!!

You've earned a coldie!