The No-Look News (Schuster Chronicles)

[The Who]

I'm not prepared to write off The Shoe yet.

 

[HK_Eagle]

Josh Mateo.

 

[HK_Eagle]

Can we rename the thread… The No Show Schu?

 

[Budgie]

How does he still seem totally gassed all the time?

Did no one explain to him that the good players also tackle?

Did he never notice that Foz runs all the way to the line?

What genius chose Schuster over Fainu?

 

[Chunkytuna]

I'm not prepared to write off The Shoe yet.

Geez you’re patient. How many pathetic non-performances do you need to witness? The guy is living off one comment from Benji.

 

[God]

This guy is an even less consistent version of F.Mateo not as skillful either, waste of space would rather try and steal the young penrith half

 

[The '47ers]

I'm not prepared to write off The Shoe yet.

Rewatch NAS' try

 

[frank stokes]

This guy is an even less consistent version of F.Mateo no as skillful either, waste of space would rather try and steal the young penrith half

Could you organise a $1.5M offer from the tigpies please bud? I will even go to church to get the deal over the line…

 

[Pepi]

His last two weeks have been really disappointing. I've been rooting for you Josh, but haven't shown much with the ball and certainly not up to standard in defense.
We can't go all in on this guy..

 

[HK_Eagle]

Even the fox sports guys are identifying Schu as…. Well… $hit.

 

[HK_Eagle]

Can we flog off Schu and Josh A as a big buster deal to some dumba$$ blind team for some real talent in return?

 

[The Royal Soup]

im done with this bloke, Thought he would be good, talked it up in the papers and offers nothing but a turnstile

go enjoy zinger box’s at the tigers

 

[God]

Could you organise a $1.5M offer from the tigpies please bud? I will even go to church to get the deal over the line…

Even the tigers sent that stupid so why we would upgrade his contract when no one else would pay him what we do is beyond even me....

 

[TheSoaringEagle2023]

Outplayed by Pezet whoever he is…..

Pezet must be worth 1.3m according to Tartak

 

[frank stokes]

Can we flog off Schu and Josh A as a big buster deal to some dumba$$ blind team for some real talent in return?

Tigpies is out for Josh A which leaves limited opportunities… we would have to pay a Super League team 3/4 of his contract to take him…

Got me screwed what he has got over Penn to get a renewed contract after last year…

 

[swoop]

Put him back in the second row and buy a decent 5/8th

 

[KNUCKLES]

Put him back in the second row and buy a decent 5/8th

How about giving him a revised offer for about half the amount of 2.5 million over 3 years first. We never learn! So frustrating!

 

[HK_Eagle]

Hey Schu… don’t look now, but your value is about to plummet. No Look Contract Devaluation.

 

[TheSoaringEagle2023]

How does he still seem totally gassed all the time?

Did no one explain to him that the good players also tackle?

Did he never notice that Foz runs all the way to the line?

What genius chose Schuster over Fainu?

He's gassed because the tier 2 players in Aloai / Keppe and co don't have a high workrate to allow to him to play his attacking game. In addition we only have a 9 who's only quality is tackling yet he has no dummy half running game and an average passing game. Hence opposing players rush up on Shu / DCE knowing where the attack is going to come from. And that's not to mention the absence of Turbo who is his link man.

 

[Dion Johnson]

He's gassed because the tier 2 players in Aloai and co don't have a high workrate to allow to him to play his attacking game. In addition we only have 9 who's only strength is to tackle yet he has no dummy half running game so opposing players rush up on Shu / DCE knowing where the attack is going to come from.

Yep spot on that’s with the Slime did very well last week, they continually just moved up on Schuster and put him under the pump.

His fitness does need to continually improve though for a number 6, no doubt he is working on that, the speed in the middle of the ruck is extremely poor which hurts the edges, time for Gordie!!