The No-Look News (Schuster Chronicles)

[tookey]

So fatboy is out again I thought Foz was the injury prone guy? I wonder who will be our 5/8 next season as we will get no consistency in our play with this walking bandage playing 1 game and missing 4.

New nickname tampon

 

[tookey]

My vitriol isn't just aimed at this player, we seem to have a lot of players who are constantly injured.

And maybe its not their fault, training methods, rehab etc etc. the top two sides don't seem to have these issues.

Maybe the issue is why Nathan Gibbs and James Rahme left last year?

 

[Koko22]

You have the quotes from Josh? Must of missed them?

Plz so the guy he pays to manage his services just sends an email to the club with out talking to his client lol.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

Maybe the issue is why Nathan Gibbs and James Rahme left last year?

Mmmm yes , there’s something not quite right.

I get injuries , but you just know “ oh we expect player A to be back in round 6” that it’ll be more like round 10.

Far better to say the opposite and then everyone is over the moon.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

Schu ruled out. WOW what a surprise. FFS !!!!!!!

Our chances v the Donkeys are slipping , dramatically.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

The Schu string?

I said Schustring fries

But yeah I like this , makes perfect sense

The string of news that is Schu.

 

[EOL now nesting on the GC]

When I started a thread about Oshay Olay and a nickname the other day many were going off about being respectful and not offencive to our players with their names.

Fast forward 5 days and the vitriol, fat shaming and hate is all good again apparently. What a crock of ****e.

Give the kid a break.

 

[winnyason]

Is what it is Kid will come good. Davey back so no huge rush

 

[Rosko]

That is huge for us, on top of great games from Burbo, Marty, Alioi and Bullymore, we're building nicely for Friday night.

We will have to outscore them, we don't seem likely to out defend them.

 

[Ron E. Gibbs]

'noice'

Now come up with a winning thread name!

As I constantly tell my wife, I can't be expected to do everything.

 

[KaZa]

Plz so the guy he pays to manage his services just sends an email to the club with out talking to his client lol.

that again.. we dont know happened. Do you believe everything in the press? You dont think his manager knew a few weeks ago that Foran was leaving. Foran said himself that he knew a while ago.

 

[XV-1]

Schu ruled out. WOW what a surprise. FFS !!!!!!!

he is on the reserves bench. that does not mean Schu is ruled out. he probably is, but he is making the trip to Brissy and is still a chance

But, if he is not 100%, we can wait a week or two til he is.

 

[madmax]

So fatboy is out again I thought Foz was the injury prone guy? I wonder who will be our 5/8 next season as we will get no consistency in our play with this walking bandage playing 1 game and missing 4.

Yawn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[madmax]

Sure players get injured but when you present as a first grader who tells the world you see yourself as a 5/8 and demands to play in that position than maybe drop a few kilos and look like a 5/8 not a young version of George Rose. Maybe if he is fitter less soft tissue injuries would occur.

Asking for professionalism in players is not harsh I expect you to show up footy fit.

Not a coincodence that Tom gave up the grog last season and won the Dally M. Maybe Josh could give up the colonial for a season and win the Dally M.

Cooper Cronk alluded to his "size" on 360 last night.

And we’ve now heard from an expert in nutrition & professionalism lololol

 

[Koko22]

And we’ve now heard from an expert in nutrition & professionalism lololol

It is a forum I have eyes if a professional athlete has excess kilos I'm calling it out don't need to be an expert. I'm not a chef but I know if food is **** also..

Clearly you don't agree that's fine it's differing opinions that make a great forum.

 

[Woodsie]

It is a forum I have eyes if a professional athlete has excess kilos I'm calling it out don't need to be an expert. I'm not a chef but I know if food is **** also..

Clearly you don't agree that's fine it's differing opinions that make a great forum.

I think it is more how you Express your opinion .. than the opinion.

 

[Dion Johnson]

My thought is Schuster plays this week against the Donkey’s..

 

[castle eagle]

Tele reporting that the Schu is fit and ready to play against Broncos along side Guaca ... we will flog them.

Early reports of the Schu being a crystal glass, injury prone, cry baby Sookie McFace, wee jessie .. have been highly exaggerated a club spokesman said today.

don't mean to be pedantic but its Sooky McSookFace

 

[Eagle 1]

We will have to outscore them, we don't seem likely to out defend them.

The kicking game will be important in the wet for both sides, broncs have a lot of fire power in the backs and they will be stimmed somewhat by the conditions. Every game is different, on top of some good individual performances against the Tigers, we'll be well and truly up for this one though.

 

[Woodsie]

don't mean to be pedantic but its Sooky McSookFace

No need to apologize .. I stand corrected .. that version is far superior to mine.