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I'm just waiting for whichever news channel that didn't have the 'exclusive' footage of NAS to roll out the bloke or blokes that he smashed.
To make good tv I bet he will be a 4 foot 3 blind and disabled former army vet who washes stray kittens in his spare time. One of his things is to go about offering bottled water to drunk fools so they dont get too pissed and cause trouble.
On this occasion he tripped on one of the said kittens and the bottle of water he was about to offer NAS broke as he got to his feet Nelson smashed him. Bouncers tried to protect him but couldn't stop NAS.
Well given I work in the media that's the minimum I would want to make it a yarn.....
To make good tv I bet he will be a 4 foot 3 blind and disabled former army vet who washes stray kittens in his spare time. One of his things is to go about offering bottled water to drunk fools so they dont get too pissed and cause trouble.
On this occasion he tripped on one of the said kittens and the bottle of water he was about to offer NAS broke as he got to his feet Nelson smashed him. Bouncers tried to protect him but couldn't stop NAS.
Well given I work in the media that's the minimum I would want to make it a yarn.....