Silver Tail link said:
Hi guys.
Its me, Silver Tail for Life. Many of you know me from the games. We've drank together, played cards together. We have all cheered on the Eagles together at some point or another. We've had high times, and low times. We can all admit that Sunday wasn't an awesome day...
Anyway, back to the subject at hand. I for one know who took the banner. I was actually contemplating giving back this banner, but now i see Mr Macho Invisible making idle threats. Well Mr Invisible, i stole the banner. I challenge you to prove it haha you cheating match fixing rapists wont even catch me.
I'm in charge of taking care of that.
Allow me to introduce myself - Notoroius Smart-Ass.
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Now then, disregarding the complete irony of the highlighted portion of this posters quote ... how about we return to the topic of said "banner".
In between being crowd-terrorising, cracker-popping, fight-starting, train-smashing, all round thugs, hooligans, and car vandals ... the majority of us have developed excellent senses of humour.
As your club knows all to well the meediyaaahh can be a b*tch. On top of that we've endured salary cap, Coffs Harbour and the wooden spoon of 2008 post exodus.
So we like to think our skins (and to a leesser degree some of our heads) are thick enough.
But in a year when we bow out of contention, travel North of the Bridge to spend our hard-earned drug money in your suburb ... it is nothing short of the height of offence that your fan(s) would see fit to "steal our banner".
And it's not just any banner - It's the ACA one !!!
It's a religious and symbolic testament to how the meediyaaah constantly portrays us as loose cannons. The genesis of that sign dates back to Rd6 Vs the Tigers at SFS. Put simply we belted hem and erased some bad memories of Rd26 2009. At the time we were 1 win from 5 starts !
So we celebrated, sang, swore, laughed, joked, pointed at Tigers fans and laughed some more ! Only to painted by ACA as "colourful" fans. Those pr*cks even wore our jersey and infiltrated us filming and "pretending" to be one of us !!!
Imagine if we'd lost !!!
What footage would they have shown ???
Well we didn't ... so ACA missed out on all their generic "violence" footage didn't they ? Instead we got portrayed as comical idiots who sing'n'swear at worst.
As a thankyou/middle finger to ACA - The banner was made !
Now we hear some little douche in Manl colours has racked off with it in a fit of butthurt !!!
THIS WRONG MUST BE CORRECTED !!!
IT IS A TRAVESTY !
IT'S FLAMIN' UN-AUSTRAAYLYAN I TELLS YA !
So here's the deal. No threats. Just facts.
1. Mr I is trolling you (we love him because he's new and enthusiastic) - He wont go to cops. Tha was jus for shyts and giggles - But he IS dead serious about his camera bizzo. And I can tell you from experience, Mr I + Camera + Advacned photoshop skills = Powerful Enemy to have .... anyone recall the Jamie Soward Telegraph photoshops last year ???Â
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IF said banner is not returned (dead or alive is fine - if it needs a burial give us the damn body you infidels)
.... well I cannot guarantee the future safety of YOUR banners !
Clearly the Bulldogs Army loves a laugh.
I highly advise this forum of fans ensures measures are taken to right this most heinous of wrongs !
Kind Regards
CK
*points at all of you and walks out*