Im available for a coaching job. Im only interested in a part time position, with lots of sweeteners. I want to bring my own team, assistants, strapppers, strength gurus and beer bitches.
And i want one of those dessie wigs chucked in to the deal as well
Ill sit by the phone, but not really looking to start until the new year. Will also need accomodation, a nanny and someone to talk to the media if kent, wilson etc are around
Oh and I wont be talking to gallop, and i dont like late nights. And i hate the white shirts they have to wear as i hate ironing, preferably a wash and wear outfit
I cant wait
And i want one of those dessie wigs chucked in to the deal as well
Ill sit by the phone, but not really looking to start until the new year. Will also need accomodation, a nanny and someone to talk to the media if kent, wilson etc are around
Oh and I wont be talking to gallop, and i dont like late nights. And i hate the white shirts they have to wear as i hate ironing, preferably a wash and wear outfit
I cant wait
