I agree Mark He has been playing some good footy, at times magic and had some very nice touches specially 2 weeks ago against the Cows, the fact he was our junior sh1ts me but because of his confidence as a confidence player he is prancing about at times like a prima donna.....
What also sh1ts me, as a bald headed fker is his hair, how immaculate is that, I'm sure Barret gave him some hair care tips, it's never out of place, its incredible it doesn't matter how involved in the game he is, his hair is never messed up. Each week he looks like he walked out of a Hair Salon right onto Wankbest, each week his hair looks fuller, healthier pristine !!
Its always perfectly waved back on top of King Clit like a Cocky....
A cocky Fella is King Clit
And that there is the secret weapon we need to employ to win.....
We have to niggle him, forget any Jorge specials, or facials or sledging, all we need is one of the boys to scruff that hair up, give it a good going over, I'm sure there are plenty of takers to give King Clit's Cocky some head.....treatment.....Put hm of his game and grind away at King Clit for a win
Seriously though it will be a tough task but we need to niggle to win.
PS I dont think Des will be taking my advice lol