Ok - we got Levi - Top 17 ??

[Blake A]

1- Trbyevic
2- Taufua
3- Suli
4- Parker
5- Garrick
6- Walker
7- Cherry-Evans
8- Fonua-Blake
9- Levi
10- Taupau
11- Thompson
12- Sironen
13- Trbyevic
14- Cust
15- Waddell
16- Keppie
17- Sipley

 

[Bearfax]

Time you came forward, this has gone on long enough.

It wasn't my fault. They spiked my drinks. The alcohol level was higher than I thought. I was depressed and needed comfort. Manly had just lost a grand final. My designated driver got sick. My wife left me. The pokies were rigged. I thought the allowed level was under 0.5 not 0.05. It was someone else...whoops, that one is being used.

 

[Shoe1]

Oh I should have read the post he quoted

Also happy for @Bearfax to confess to the fainu thing. Act

It wasn't my fault. They spiked my drinks. The alcohol level was higher than I thought. I was depressed and needed comfort. Manly had just lost a grand final. My designated driver got sick. My wife left me. The pokies were rigged. I thought the allowed level was under 0.5 not 0.05. It was someone else...whoops, that one is being used.

clearly it wasn’t your go

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

It wasn't my fault. They spiked my drinks. The alcohol level was higher than I thought. I was depressed and needed comfort. Manly had just lost a grand final. My designated driver got sick. My wife left me. The pokies were rigged. I thought the allowed level was under 0.5 not 0.05. It was someone else...whoops, that one is being used.

Sorry, none of those amount to a defence at law.
On the bright side, you can't be charged with a summary offence (such as PCA driving offences) more than 6 months after the (alleged) incident. Happy days!

 

[Shoe1]

Sorry, none of those amount to a defence at law.
On the bright side, you can't be charged with a summary offence (such as PCA driving offences) more than 6 months after the (alleged) incident. Happy days!

Can he at least be tasered as punishment though?

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

Can he at least be tasered as punishment though?

Not as punishment, by law, but for fun, certainly!

 

[Matabele]

Can this Levi dude tackle? I heard he’s a liability

 

[Will on the hill]

Can this Levi dude tackle? I heard he’s a liability

Spent his whole career in a middle defence that leaked like a sieve so any defensive issues may not be entirely his fault. I'm reserving judgment till we see him in Dessies system.

 

[Blake A]

Can this Levi dude tackle? I heard he’s a liability

Old Jack Goesweski couldn't tackle before last year. He was all arms. I'm prepared to give Levi the benefit of the doubt. Hasler will get the best out of him.

 

[Cioran]

It wasn't my fault. They spiked my drinks. The alcohol level was higher than I thought. I was depressed and needed comfort. Manly had just lost a grand final. My designated driver got sick. My wife left me. The pokies were rigged. I thought the allowed level was under 0.5 not 0.05. It was someone else...whoops, that one is being used.

The chips were extra salty.

my best friend had just gotten engaged and, as my own relationship is so wonderful, I had to share his joy.

my best friend had just found out he has cancer and I couldn’t abandon him.

my best friend had just “come out” and I had to stay and demonstrate by support.

Australia was built on a culture of binge drinking and to leave sober would have been a betrayal of everything we stand for as a country.

 

[EagleGT]

It wasn't my fault. They spiked my drinks. The alcohol level was higher than I thought. I was depressed and needed comfort. Manly had just lost a grand final. My designated driver got sick. My wife left me. The pokies were rigged. I thought the allowed level was under 0.5 not 0.05. It was someone else...whoops, that one is being used.

 

[Jacko2712]

1- Trbyevic
2- Taufua
3- Suli
4- Parker
5- Garrick
6- Walker
7- Cherry-Evans
8- Fonua-Blake
9- Levi
10- Taupau
11- Thompson
12- Sironen
13- Trbyevic
14- Cust
15- Waddell
16- Keppie
17- Sipley

Pretty good team but I think playing Gosiewski as oppose to Sipley would be more valuable, but just my opinion. Either way an exciting year ahead

 

[wombatgc]

The chips were extra salty.

my best friend had just gotten engaged and, as my own relationship is so wonderful, I had to share his joy.

my best friend had just found out he has cancer and I couldn’t abandon him.

my best friend had just “come out” and I had to stay and demonstrate by support.

Australia was built on a culture of binge drinking and to leave sober would have been a betrayal of everything we stand for as a country.

Sorry @Cioran , I like it, but you can’t f*ck around with cancer jokes. It Is the line in the sand, can’t be crossed.

 

[ALinda]

There was a video of Levi dancing in front of all the boys with his shirt off on his 2nd day training with the boys. He's obviously a confident bloke and you need that from your hooker, especially coming in late. Interesting to see Metcalfe doing a dance too, maybe some kind of initiation??? But both boys looked confident and all the boys seem to be really enjoying themselves

You'll be interested to know, I have it 'from the horse's mouth', that the dancing by Levi in front of the boys when he first arrived WAS a sort of initiation, which he sure passed