[Resurrected] Lol @ Parra

[MissKate]

Parra will pay the insurance company in a brown paper bag (straight from the pokies) the insurance company will pay choc out. Easy peasy way of circumventing the cap - i.e. Cheating again. Looks like parra and the nrl are working their way through every conceivable cheating scam possible

 

[Clint]

Personally I would love to 'fall' into the 8 on the back of Parra being docked points. That would drive their supporters mad.
Imagine if we then went on to win the whole thing on the back of that.
That would be GOLD!!

 

[Andrew..]

The irony is the insurance company could very well approach us to look at choc's medical history. So parras fortunes to possibly rest in our hands.

 

[Woodsie]

The irony is the insurance company could very well approach us to look at choc's medical history. So parras fortunes to possibly rest in our hands.

Don't know if we would be allowed to show them...

 

[The Who]

Don't know if we would be allowed to show them...

Apparently he had several brains scans whilst at Manly, and they were all clear!

 

[Rex]

Surely insurance companies are not that stupid. Everyone knows that choc's knees were stuffed. An accidental hyperentension at training doesn't finish a career. The nrl can't allow this either.

Are the eels the dodgiest bunch of cheats ever?

Dec 8, 2015:
"Former Test forward Anthony Watmough told Parramatta officials just weeks ago that he was going to retire after muscle fatigue from ignoring a serious knee injury for five years left him a virtual cripple."
http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-league/...ter-injury-complications-20151208-glij4s.html

Now he wants insurance assessors to believe it's a new injury

Tell him he's dreamin'

 

[Ralphie]

Don't know if we would be allowed to show them...

The Insurance Company will require access to ALL medical records before accepting any liability for the claim. Choc will be obliged to sign a release for Manly to disclose those records or the claim will be rejected. That's normal practice for all claims of this nature.

 

[MissKate]

We are talking about parra here, when have they ever followed the rules and done 'normal standard practice' they wouldn't know where to start on that malarkey

 

[KOMORI]

Apparently he had several brains scans whilst at Manly, and they were all clear!

Just to clarify this, they weren't "clear", the scans came back as "negative"...

😉

 

[nightster]

there was nothing to scan !!

 

[jbb/james]

What a way for watmough to redeem himself to manly fans. Telling the insurers it was existing, parra knew all about it. Hell my coach was at manly when i had the injury.

Gets on the telly announcing his retirement in parra hat and manly singlet. Thanks for coming. Writes a book saying he was a sea eagles plant, sorry guys and gals but they **** me more than you. I hate parra

Parras cap takes a smashing, hoppa wins his case, they release 43 players, sterlo grows hair from the stress. Parra burn down the stadium saving tax payers millions. The doggies fans go ape **** and burn theres down as well, as parras fumes smelt like a kebab. 800 million awarded to the only stadiums still standing

Choc never ever buys his own beer again. A statue of choc is bronzed outside brookie with one leg shorther than the other holding a parramatta wallet above his head the size of a filing cabinet

The penns give choc a job as a runner at parra games, where he is interviewed and says he does it for the fun as he doesnt need money,

Who wouldnt want this.

 

[TagMonster]

I say we adopt a similar approach to the NCAA in the US.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_penalty_(NCAA)

My favourite part is this:

"The NCAA has always had the power to ban an institution from competing in a particular sport. However, in 1985, in response to rampant violations at several schools, the NCAA Council passed the "repeat violator" rule. The rule stipulates that if a second major violation occurs at any institution within five years of being on probation in the same sport or another sport, that institution can be barred from competing in the sport involved in the second violation for either one or two seasons"

Parra are definitely "repeat violators" in this case. rub them out of the game for this season. If it happens again, make it two seasons.

If the NRL is in the business of sending a message that rules must be adhered too, Parra need to be made an example of. Otherwise, Manly should just spend what they want and when they are rubbed out take the NRL to court and cite the "Parramatta precedent of 2016" so we only lose minimal points.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

Parra will pay the insurance company in a brown paper bag (straight from the pokies) the insurance company will pay choc out. Easy peasy way of circumventing the cap - i.e. Cheating again. Looks like parra and the nrl are working their way through every conceivable cheating scam possible

Well the longer it goes the more likely what you say is true!!

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

I'm not even sure why they are bothering with an investigation. It's pretty obvious if the Eels are consistently winning matches then something is rotten in Denmark. No offence to Denmark.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

I'm not even sure why they are bothering with an investigation. It's pretty obvious if the Eels are consistently winning matches then something is rotten in Denmark. No offence to Denmark.

It's just not kosher is it??

 

[CBreeagles]

Hindmarsh says the Eels shouldn't play finals. Even one of their legends hate them.
http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl...h/news-story/1d819b30bee2433fa247f41a37a1bbd9

 

[Shoe1]

I'm not even sure why they are bothering with an investigation. It's pretty obvious if the Eels are consistently winning matches then something is rotten in Denmark. No offence to Denmark.

Nice turn of phrase, today is the 400th anniversary of Shakespeare's death.

 

[Woodsie]

Nice turn of phrase, today is the 400th anniversary of Shakespeare's death.

Then it is also the 400th anniversary of Don Miguel de Cervantes' burial.

Wrote a book about a bloke taking on the impossible, not unlike Parra trying to gain respect.

 

[Eagleheart]

Hindmarsh says the Eels shouldn't play finals. Even one of their legends hate them.
http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl...h/news-story/1d819b30bee2433fa247f41a37a1bbd9

Hmm that link is not working for me at the moment.....!!!!????

And interestingly as a side note, last night on Fox some of the commentators named their Australian side and Hindmarsh had Jake Trbojevic on the bench. The only one who picked him.

 

[MissKate]

And interestingly as a side note, last night on Fox some of the commentators named their Australian side and Hindmarsh had Jake Trbojevic on the bench. The only one who picked him.

Well that shows how silly hindmarsh is, does he think Jake was born in qld, how is going to be playing in the Aus team when he was born in NSW