[Resurrected] Lol @ Parra

Issue for me is that Arthur has not shown (so far) he can coach a team to park at the right time of the year

They start slow and they tend to be terrible for the year…start fast and they fade away
 
They can’t even count! First season was 1947 and this is their 75th year in the comp!?
Probably the journalist’s fault, rather than the club. Our outfit were saying last year was Manly’s 75th season - conveniently forgetting the three years of Northern Eagles’ mode.
 
It's getting bigger - no, not the odds on Parramatta ever winning a Premiership again, their injury list. (though those Premiership odds probably are getting bigger as well).

Chemist Warehouse Casualty Ward​

Parramatta Eels​


  • Mitch Rein (sternum, round 4)
  • Marata Niukore (calf, TBC)
  • Ryan Matterson (hamstring, round 4)
  • Jake Arthur (appendix, round 5)
  • Maika Sivo (knee, mid-season)
  • Haze Dunster (knee, season)
  • Sean Russell (ribs/lung, indefinite)
  • Ray Stone (ACL, season)
Parramatta have confirmed Ray Stone will miss the remainder of the 2022 season after suffering an ACL injury in his side's win over Melbourne.


The forward will undergo surgery in the coming days and then begin his rehabilitation for the 2023 season, where he will feature for the Dolphins.

 
It's getting bigger - no, not the odds on Parramatta ever winning a Premiership again, their injury list. (though those Premiership odds probably are getting bigger as well).

Chemist Warehouse Casualty Ward​

Parramatta Eels​


  • Mitch Rein (sternum, round 4)
  • Marata Niukore (calf, TBC)
  • Ryan Matterson (hamstring, round 4)
  • Jake Arthur (appendix, round 5)
  • Maika Sivo (knee, mid-season)
  • Haze Dunster (knee, season)
  • Sean Russell (ribs/lung, indefinite)
  • Ray Stone (ACL, season)

Parramatta have confirmed Ray Stone will miss the remainder of the 2022 season after suffering an ACL injury in his side's win over Melbourne.


The forward will undergo surgery in the coming days and then begin his rehabilitation for the 2023 season, where he will feature for the Dolphins.

They missed one on the list

* Brad Arthur penis removal from forehead (season)
 

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