Dear Parra,
I see you have unfortunately had two season ending injuries over the weekend. Keep your chin up. It's tough sometimes, but look, i know we are great rivals, and admittedly we here in bozoland have had many a chuckle as your former staff go to court / lockup / botoxaholics anonymous. It's been a source of great entertainment.
But today I come to you with an offer I'm sure you cannot refuse. A second rower and a hooker going down. Tough! What would you say if I was to offer you a top flight international who can play BOTH those positions. This man has worn the NZ jersey 12 times. It would go a long way to plugging that little hole you seem to have, and great news, it is still pre-June 30. We can strike a deal!
Whaddaya say Parra, i'm sure uncle toddy will allow you some cap help in such a situation, that way you can simply just take on his wage we have been paying him for this season, and perhaps you can negotiate your own deal for future years.
I can also assure you he is far from burnt out, in fact we rarely give him more than ten minutes a game on the field. Fresh as a daisy i tell ya. Just what you need for the run home.
Look, this offer is too good to refuse, and i insist you act immediately and do not under any circumstances look at the hooker / utility we have currently in good form wasting away at Blacktown, i assure you he cannot be tempted by eeldollars, we all know they hold little value. So no trickery you slimey critters, I'm watching...
How about it? I'm sure you can sort some third party arrangements with nearby developers. I mean the views customers will be getting from their apartment overlooking the dirty river, you could even name it Browntown. It sells itself!
Hope to hear from you quick stix.
Chief Bozotron
