[Resurrected] Lol @ Parra

[the mauler]

We've said this before however Foran has every right to be furious at BA. Arthur and Watmough constantly told him how wonderful Parra was and how he wouldn't have to put up with the off field stuff he did at Manly etc etc.

What a nightmare. The bloke has ended up in a clinic and no club in the history of the game has had as many dramas as the Eels this year. The place is just a basket case. Also because Foran is the marquee player and paid the most he is constantly in the spotlight.

His dad, his manager and even Matty Johns warned him not to go near the place and especially after they stuffed his contract up to take it as a warning and to find somewhere else. He must be absolutely ruing this decision to go there.

BA is far from the trustworthy father figure he says is. He must have told Foran some absolute bs to get him there and obviously didnt mention that they were way over the cap. As if BA didnt have some idea. BA also allegedly leaked that Manly TPA issue to the media. What a guy. Foran must be over the moon that he took that unsuccessful clowns advice and headed to the Eels. Their team is absolutely falling apart. 12 points deducted. Paulo is going, Norman may not be re signed now. Peats has gone. They will go close to the spoon this year again and its no guarantee that they will be a force next year now. If I was Foran I would be not only disappointed in myself for going there but very disappointed in BA.

BA couldn't tell Foz about the Salary Cap situation.
He had absolutely no idea that they were over.😉

 

[HappilyManly]

I may have missed something here but he hasn't tested positive to a banned drug but has been charged with possession so does the NRL drug policy cover that?
Depending on how many pills he allegedly had in his possession and how much cash he had on him the charge can escalate to dealing or trafficking if the cops really want to get narky.
ie if someone has say, 2-4 pills you can argue that it's personal use but if you have more than that then there is a case for dealing, albeit that it's just a group of mates out for good time and he was the idiot carrying them all.
Sandor Earl got busted by AWADA for trafficking when he was just carrying his own concoction to/from Dank wasn't he?

History tells us he's not the only NRL player to go out and have a good time but to walk into a Casino with a bunch of mates ( some of which are known to the authorities) carrying some pills is the epitome of idiocy.
I've got no problems with guys dropping the occasional pinger but they can't plead ignorance as even us fans know their drugs policy.

I'd say right about now he would have been better off failing a drug test than to be caught carrying MDMA caps and muscle relaxants.
I may be reading too much into it but by carrying them it indicates to me that it's not just a once off.

So, surely his punishment from the NRL after the Court hearing has to be more than just doing a counselling course hasn't it?

NRL have 2 months, till his court date, to invent a new policy for drug possession 😎

The Drug Testing people have already come out and said they'll concentrate on testing Norman before/after games

 

[Woodsie]

NRL have 2 months, till his court date, to invent a new policy for drug possession 😎

The Drug Testing people have already come out and said they'll concentrate on testing Norman before/after games

Now what would really get me giggling like a school girl is if the police added a charge of attempting to pervert the course of justice by flicking the pills to his mate.

 

[qldeagle]

Don't know if anyone else has noticed but on the NRL android website there are icons below showing Draw, Ladder, Parra (WTF) . This joke of a team is such an evolving headline they've had to create an icon for them.

 

[Pommie Eagle]

Apparently the eccies were in a mint box and there is footage at Star of him being passed the 'mints' from a 'mate' just before he enters... The judge will laugh him out of court surely with the I just asked for a mint defence!

 

[manlyfan76]

Apparently the eccies were in a mint box and there is footage at Star of him being passed the 'mints' from a 'mate' just before he enters... The judge will laugh him out of court surely with the I just asked for a mint defence!

" I just wanted something to suck on" defense.

 

[Woodsie]

Finally Rebecca Wilson asks the questions! From today's Telecrap.

Mixed messages from Foran’s management

CAN someone please explain why Kieran Foran fronted at Parramatta training on Thursday when his club and management had told the media he had returned to rehab in Brisbane?

Our airline insiders confirmed Foran was booked on both a Qantas and Virgin flight but cancelled at the last minute. The media assumed, and reported, that the Eels playmaker had returned to Brisbane to his rehab stint but he then appeared at the training session with no explanation.

The Foran mystery deepens by the minute. Last Thursday night, his TAB account was used for a massive betting spree over an hour after Foran had secretly checked out of the rehab facility and flew to Sydney. Repeated questions over where the rehab facility is located and for how long Foran will allegedly be in there have been met with no comment from one of his managers George Mimis. The other manager, Paul Sutton, who works at the same company as Mimis, appears to have no idea of Foran’s whereabouts or when he plans to return to Sydney permanently.

MY question, Is there actually a rehab facility?

 

[MissKate]

The same question lots of people are asking

 

[Chip and Chase]

Finally Rebecca Wilson asks the questions! From today's Telecrap............

MY question, Is there actually a rehab facility?

I can reveal exclusive pictures of Foran's state of the art rehab facility. Noted Alumni include ex AFL footballer David Shwarz, and NRL stars Owen Craigie, Nathan Hindmarsh and Chris Sandow

Rest assured Kieran is in good hands

 

[Loobs]

She's obviously had a read of the Kieran Forum

 

[MissKate]

I hope that 'rehab joint' has lots of touch screens for him to get the full touchy-feely experience

 

[EagleFlys]

I must admit that I now spend 10 minutes each morning, over a coffee, reading the 1 eyed eels blog. Problem is I am ruining my work shirts by laughing so loudly at their misfortune, and the mental capacity of their "supporters", that its costing me a fortune in dry cleaning.

Saw this today and wondered where our taxes went. Doesntmatta explained.

http://www.1eyedeel.com/forum/topics/not-eels-related-but-another-rival-team

 

[MissKate]

OMG my head hurts after reading that and I don't have clue what she was try to say

 

[ricardo]

Brain exploded halfway through that ... I want to say something witty about methadone or Centrelink but I lost a few points in IQ so I'm out

 

[Shoe1]

The smh this morning mentioned underbelly and salary caps (pills) so the journo obviously has been to this site!

 

[manlywarringah]

I must admit that I now spend 10 minutes each morning, over a coffee, reading the 1 eyed eels blog. Problem is I am ruining my work shirts by laughing so loudly at their misfortune, and the mental capacity of their "supporters", that its costing me a fortune in dry cleaning.

Saw this today and wondered where our taxes went. Doesntmatta explained.

http://www.1eyedeel.com/forum/topics/not-eels-related-but-another-rival-team

Oh my....I don't even know what to say after reading that!

If she's trying to say the tigers are over the cap then she's forgotten the Tigers released Taupau to us to help that situation.

It was painful reading that though!

 

[TWO DOGS]

That is comedy at its best. Arsk!

 

[Terry Zarsoff]

Finally Rebecca Wilson asks the questions! From today's Telecrap.

MY question, Is there actually a rehab facility?

Yes.

It is better known as the Parramatta Leagues' Club.

 

[niccipops]

I must admit that I now spend 10 minutes each morning, over a coffee, reading the 1 eyed eels blog. Problem is I am ruining my work shirts by laughing so loudly at their misfortune, and the mental capacity of their "supporters", that its costing me a fortune in dry cleaning.

Saw this today and wondered where our taxes went. Doesntmatta explained.

http://www.1eyedeel.com/forum/topics/not-eels-related-but-another-rival-team

Please, if I ever do that, can I have the tap on the shoulder @ Silvertails?
PMSL@parra

 

[simon64]

I tried reading it slowly. It didn't help.

I'm reminded of Billy Madison.

"Nowhere in your incoherent ramblings did you even approach a rational thought."

Some people really do turn stupid into an art form.