Doesn’t like me or my attitudes at all, but such is life!!
All that matters is that I love you mate
For the record, with Maguire and any other first grade quality coach unavailable, if I were Penn, I'd go with the below:
Head Coach: Des Hasler
Assistant Coach: Geoff Toovey
Assistant Coach: Chad Randall
Fitness Coaches: Don Singe / Matt Ballin
Recruitment / List Manager: NEW (Cleal?)
* Matt Ballin / Don Singe should immediately be in contact with our players who are all in party mode to get in Tip Top shape.
* Hasler contacts everyone (Cleary style) and demands an, "are you on the bus, or do you want a release / out" commitment from every player.
* Penn pays out: Barrett, Cartwright, Ferris. This proves money isn't as important as culture.
* Gorman stops with the strategic signing announcements, announces all the signings, upgrades, releases
* Full presser is held, showing complete solidarity, top to bottom re-affirming our culture is returning, and losing is not acceptable at any level. Also introduces our recruitment / list person who will manage our cap like The Roosters presently do (so Des can focus on just the ON field stuff).
* They THEN ask for fans / members to get on board and renew given all the focus on moving forward, winning and culture. Everyone would get on board.
It would be back to BAU. I'd expect us in the top 4. The players would have a system shock, because they'd be expected to work (Suli may even put down his bong). Good times would be back.
I should be damned CEO. All changes above can occur with dedication, money, swallowing pride, and a can do attitude.
That being said, Penn is our owner, so expect most of the above to not happen, and for us to continue to look like SeaGulls instead of SeaEagles.