The 10 top reasons I am so bored:
I have so many holes that I leak anything I drink
I cleaned and polished my belly button and then I mowed the carpet
I spend all bloody day at AE
I attempt to do the Trivia section
I admit to actually visiting ME on rare occasions
I am thinking of grass skiing down the hill at Brookie
I attempt to decipher what half the posters here actually meant to say
I am seeing how many words I can make using the letters "Ben Elias"
I am trying to dye all my tshirts maroon
I want to make my pet budgie look more like an eagle
I am writing to John Howard & Kim Beazley and telling them what a great job they are doing
I am considering doing a thesis on the Super League wars
I want to play chicken in a cardboard box on Warringah Road
I couldn't be bothered counting to 10