Cheer me up please

[Ralphie]

So I'm sitting here in hospital with two broken legs. Someone please say something to make me smile

 

[Jatz Crackers]

Lets hope someone fractures the silence soon.

 

[The Wheel]

Just look forward to the nurses bathing you - assuming it is a female nurse.

 

[Ralphie]

Yep a female

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Drugs kicking in....good night big dog

 

[mosto]

England Cricket Team


Always makes me laugh 😀

 

[HappilyManly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno

Hope you are kicking along ASAP

 

[Mals]

So I'm sitting here in hospital with two broken legs. Someone please say something to make me smile

Ouch!! Rest up mate!

Mmmm something funny... Just wait until @globaleagle sees this thread.

 

[globaleagle]

A man walked into a bar.......



And now has 2 broken legs.

 

[BOZO]

You will be right mate . 2 broken legs wont stop you from mastarbating 🙂

 

[bones]

You will be right mate . 2 broken legs wont stop you from mastarbating 🙂

Unless one of the two broken legs is the middle one.

 

[Chip and Chase]

If you are a thespian than you are a very lucky one.

 

[globaleagle]

CentralCoastEagle walked into a bar.

The bartender asked "Why the long face?"

"Because I have 2 broken legs ya ignorant bastard!!!!"

 

[BOZO]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3M_k9kaHWE

 

[Berkeley_Eagle]

http://youtu.be/jR4lLJu_-wE

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http://youtu.be/QjGk_jU6t5A

 

[Killer03]

Preliminary Final, Souths are leading 14-0 and really smashing us in every aspect of the game. Manly (led by a verbal barrage from Manly Skipper Jamie Lyon) proceed to post 30 points to defy nearly every critic. Greg Inglis, John Sutton can only sit on the turf and wonder 'wtf just happened?!'

 

[bones]

If you are a thespian than you are a very lucky one.

I don't think sexual preference has anything to do with it.

 

[HappilyManly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL6b96jaazU

Good reminder of the thespian Matai 😛

 

[manlyfan76]

Ricky Stuart will never coach at Manly.

 

[globaleagle]

sheesh - at least my efforts are well thought out original golden giggles!

burp

ACTUALLY - How did you break both your legs????

I can't believe I am the first to ask!

 

[Duff]

sheesh - at least my efforts are well thought out original golden giggles!

burp

ACTUALLY - How did you break both your legs????

I can't believe I am the first to ask!

Don't ask.
I'm sure it's something to do with a bad debt.