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Cheer me up please

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Ralphie, Dec 11, 2013.

  1. Ralphie

    Ralphie Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    So I'm sitting here in hospital with two broken legs. Someone please say something to make me smile
     
  2. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    Lets hope someone fractures the silence soon.
     
  3. The Wheel

    The Wheel Well-Known Member

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    Just look forward to the nurses bathing you - assuming it is a female nurse.
     
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    • Ralphie

      Ralphie Well-Known Member Premium Member

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      Yep a female
      [hr]
      Drugs kicking in....good night big dog
       
    • mosto

      mosto I have a well known member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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      England Cricket Team


      Always makes me laugh :D
       
    • HappilyManly

      HappilyManly MWTS Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno

      Hope you are kicking along ASAP :angel:
       
    • Mals

      Mals Well-Known Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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      Ouch!! Rest up mate!

      Mmmm something funny... Just wait until @globaleagle sees this thread.
       
    • globaleagle

      globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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      A man walked into a bar.......



      And now has 2 broken legs.
       
    • BOZO

      BOZO Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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      You will be right mate . 2 broken legs wont stop you from mastarbating :)
       
    • bones

      bones Bones Knows

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      Unless one of the two broken legs is the middle one.
       
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      • Chip and Chase

        Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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        If you are a thespian than you are a very lucky one.
         
      • globaleagle

        globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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        CentralCoastEagle walked into a bar.

        The bartender asked "Why the long face?"

        "Because I have 2 broken legs ya ignorant bastard!!!!"
         
      • BOZO

        BOZO Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3M_k9kaHWE
         
      • Berkeley_Eagle

        Berkeley_Eagle Current Status: 24/7 Manly Fan

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        http://youtu.be/jR4lLJu_-wE
        [hr]
        http://youtu.be/QjGk_jU6t5A
         
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        • Killer03

          Killer03 Well-Known Member

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          Preliminary Final, Souths are leading 14-0 and really smashing us in every aspect of the game. Manly (led by a verbal barrage from Manly Skipper Jamie Lyon) proceed to post 30 points to defy nearly every critic. Greg Inglis, John Sutton can only sit on the turf and wonder 'wtf just happened?!'
           
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          • bones

            bones Bones Knows

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            I don't think sexual preference has anything to do with it.
             
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            • HappilyManly

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              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL6b96jaazU

              Good reminder of the thespian Matai :p
               
            • manlyfan76

              manlyfan76 Parra Trolls are the best. Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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              Ricky Stuart will never coach at Manly.
               
            • globaleagle

              globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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              sheesh - at least my efforts are well thought out original golden giggles!

              burp

              ACTUALLY - How did you break both your legs????

              I can't believe I am the first to ask!
               
            • Duff

              Duff Well-Known Member

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              Don't ask.
              I'm sure it's something to do with a bad debt.
               

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