***Breaking News ... Boot Throwing Outlawed!!!

[Woodsie]

Latest update ....... In a Stunning show of strength by the NRL in the face of universal outrage at the insidious habit of boot throwing ... ToddyMcFukkface has thrown his full sipport behind Annersley and declared that .

."Only those boots that display the official NRL warning .. "this product not suitable to be thrown" ... displayed prominently on the external packaging will be approved for wear in Rugby League" .....

An Addidas spokesperson was reluctant to comment ... but did say that this has rendered millions of dollars in research to make boots more aerodynamic null and void .....

 

[manly al]

Gee it is going to be hard to devise a suitable grading level or loading on boot throwing offences then , Could perhaps take into account distance boot thrown for instance , time taken to retrieve said boot , sponsor appeal of boot thrown. The mind boggles . Talk about the obscure and warped mindset and priorities of many of the decisions of this current N R l administration mob .

 

[nightster]

Gee it is going to be hard to devise a suitable grading level or loading on boot throwing offences then , Could perhaps take into account distance boot thrown for instance , time taken to retrieve said boot , sponsor appeal of boot thrown. The mind boggles . Talk about the obscure and warped mindset and priorities of many of the decisions of this current N R l administration mob .

simple - 10 minutes in the shoe bin

 

[mickqld]

Beatit thought they were talking about car boots. He wanted to make sure the rorters players cars weren't involved in case someone realised it was another dodgy Uncle nick salary cap rort.

 

[pt73]

Gee it is going to be hard to devise a suitable grading level or loading on boot throwing offences then , Could perhaps take into account distance boot thrown for instance , time taken to retrieve said boot , sponsor appeal of boot thrown. The mind boggles . Talk about the obscure and warped mindset and priorities of many of the decisions of this current N R l administration mob .

That’s a lot for the bunker to review so maybe the player put on report to be determined by the footwear section of the MRC.

 

[The '47ers]

What next, players pinching each other (see AFL)

 

[Woodsie]

That’s a lot for the bunker to review so maybe the player put on report to be determined by the footwear section of the MRC.

Allan Tongue has his hand up ...

 

[Bearfax]

Look, I've always said that they should put the boot in, not out.

 

[MadMarcus]

I think they’ve brought this rule in to appease the people who have been saying the game has lost its sole.

 

[globaleagle]

 

[Class of 96]

Now I know throwing a boot is a serious matter, but the AFL world has been thrown into turmoil as it was revealed the Hawthorn captain, Ben Stratton has been cited for pinching an opposition player. I think our problems pale in significance compared to this assault occasioning serious bodily harm.

 

[MadMarcus]

the Hawthorn captain, Ben Stratton has been cited for pinching an opposition player.

Well you can’t just go around stealing players, so he deserves everything he gets.

 

[wedgetail eagle]

This scourge can strike anywhere, anytime.
In 2008 GW Bush was lucky to dodge flying footwear.
White House press secretary, Dana Perino wasn’t so fortunate, suffering non fatal injuries.

 

[Class of 96]

I remember the time Ferguson the Manchester United coach threw a boot at Beckham and nailed him straight between the eyes. It’s a magnificent tradition that should continue!

 

[PONTIAN SEA EAGLE]

I remember the time Ferguson the Manchester United coach threw a boot at Beckham and nailed him straight between the eyes. It’s a magnificent tradition that should continue!

Yeah starting with pogba.

 

[wombatgc]

If we’re banning boot throwing then surely boot-scooting should be on the list of crimes against humanity.

 

[Class of 96]

If we’re banning boot throwing then surely boot-scooting should be on the list of crimes against humanity.

Hit the nail on the head!