Alfred

[ManlyTragic]

Should be ok by then. But if the council doesnt fix the roads and clear the debris, I would suggest the competitors use mountain bikes instead of racing bikes. The water quality for the swim leg will definitely be questionable though. Its a lovely color of chocolate brown right now.

Thanks.

 

[double hoops]

Hi all , no power ,phone , internet since 11pm.

Alfie came straight at us , made landfall over Stradbroke Island which is straight across from where I live , we had the eye ( a big lull for about 20 minutes ) go over around midnight.

Then it did a right hand turn and went north so we copped the nasty tail.

No damage , **** loads of rain ( and still coming down ).

Coming to you via my Starlink system run by a little generator, couldn’t miss the game.

I’ll just be watching in the phone.

U copped an eye full of Alfie. And now have a story to tell.

Hope U watched the game tonight at a club Marky Mark.

 

[globaleagle]

I've been keeping an eye on a few webcams (cyclone related ya perverts) and noticed this one on...Tweed Valley way (sth of kingscliff) has had these 3 cars in it overnight.

Again - with all the 2 million warnings not to drive into flood water....here we go! Get a brain 'morans'.

I realise why I'm not in a rescue organisation because people would run up to me saying "My moronic family member went swimming in the cyclone surf even though they know they aren't supposed to. Heeeeelp!"

Me: "Ah well...if they swim to the shore they'll be right. I'm not risking my life for an A grade idiot. Buh Bye!"

 

[manlyfan76]

I've been keeping an eye on a few webcams (cyclone related ya perverts) and noticed this one on...Tweed Valley way (sth of kingscliff) has had these 3 cars in it overnight.

Again - with all the 2 million warnings not to drive into flood water....here we go! Get a brain 'morans'.

I realise why I'm not in a rescue organisation because people would run up to me saying "My moronic family member went swimming in the cyclone surf even though they know they aren't supposed to. Heeeeelp!"

Me: "Ah well...if they swim to the shore they'll be right. I not risking my life for an A grade idiot. Buh Bye!"

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Trump has been rubbing off on the 51st state's population I see.
😁

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

U copped an eye full of Alfie. And now have a story to tell.

Hope U watched the game tonight at a club Marky Mark.

Watched at home , thanks to my caravan Starlink system ( we have zero power : phone : internet at present )

 

[Eagle 1]

Hi all , no power ,phone , internet since 11pm.

Alfie came straight at us , made landfall over Stradbroke Island which is straight across from where I live , we had the eye ( a big lull for about 20 minutes ) go over around midnight.

Then it did a right hand turn and went north so we copped the nasty tail.

No damage , **** loads of rain ( and still coming down ).

Coming to you via my Starlink system run by a little generator, couldn’t miss the game.

I’ll just be watching in the phone.

Got lucky yesterday, power came back on 45min before the start. Talk about cutting it close. What a win, thank you guys for turning our street on.

 

[The '47ers]

I've been keeping an eye on a few webcams (cyclone related ya perverts) and noticed this one on...Tweed Valley way (sth of kingscliff) has had these 3 cars in it overnight.

Again - with all the 2 million warnings not to drive into flood water....here we go! Get a brain 'morans'.

I realise why I'm not in a rescue organisation because people would run up to me saying "My moronic family member went swimming in the cyclone surf even though they know they aren't supposed to. Heeeeelp!"

Me: "Ah well...if they swim to the shore they'll be right. I not risking my life for an A grade idiot. Buh Bye!"

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My brother in Brisbane spotted a sign

"To all the panic buyers, please stock up on condoms so you don't breed anymore f**king idiots!"

 

[nightster]

My brother in Brisbane spotted a sign

"To all the panic buyers, please stock up on condoms so you don't breed anymore f**king idiots!"

Not a roll of dunny paper within 500kms of Brisvegas

 

[Waz13]

Not a roll of dunny paper within 500kms of Brisvegas

Do they still bake bread do we know?

 

[Waz13]

My brother in Brisbane spotted a sign

"To all the panic buyers, please stock up on condoms so you don't breed anymore f**king idiots!"

That’s gold man. And what most are thinking! Bloody hysteria since this time last week.

 

[globaleagle]

Do they still bake bread do we know?

Probably, but better to wait for the toilet paper!

 

[The Wheel]

Missed game Saturday night, Jacobs Well has been flooded in until today. Still no power, phone or NBN. Lucky roads are now open so can Re supply, re charge phones etc.

Managed to hear results on car radio Sunday morning.

Great win by sound of things looking forward to watching replay.

 

[jbb/james]

My brother in Brisbane spotted a sign

"To all the panic buyers, please stock up on condoms so you don't breed anymore f**king idiots!"

I thought all the panic buyers still had years worth of dunny paper left from covid

I once had so much i built a fort in the lounge room for nerf wars

Everything i had stax off went up in Price overnight, almost double so it ended up like timeshare

Wiping my ass in 2023 on 2020 prices. Really cleaned up

 

[globaleagle]

Not the mermaid beach putt putt ball!!!!!!

It's alright everyone...

Cyclone recovery complete!!!

(I remember when that thing was just a plain white ball #dinosaur)

 

[The Who]

At least they don't have too many balls in the air.

 

[manly al]

At least they don't have too many balls in the air.

Guess that that observation would be somewhere in the ball park