Alfred

Hi all , no power ,phone , internet since 11pm.

Alfie came straight at us , made landfall over Stradbroke Island which is straight across from where I live , we had the eye ( a big lull for about 20 minutes ) go over around midnight.

Then it did a right hand turn and went north so we copped the nasty tail.

No damage , **** loads of rain ( and still coming down ).

Coming to you via my Starlink system run by a little generator, couldn’t miss the game.

I’ll just be watching in the phone.
U copped an eye full of Alfie. And now have a story to tell.

Hope U watched the game tonight at a club Marky Mark.
 
I've been keeping an eye on a few webcams (cyclone related ya perverts) and noticed this one on...Tweed Valley way (sth of kingscliff) has had these 3 cars in it overnight.

Again - with all the 2 million warnings not to drive into flood water....here we go! Get a brain 'morans'.

I realise why I'm not in a rescue organisation because people would run up to me saying "My moronic family member went swimming in the cyclone surf even though they know they aren't supposed to. Heeeeelp!"

Me: "Ah well...if they swim to the shore they'll be right. I not risking my life for an A grade idiot. Buh Bye!"

moron cars.webp
 
I've been keeping an eye on a few webcams (cyclone related ya perverts) and noticed this one on...Tweed Valley way (sth of kingscliff) has had these 3 cars in it overnight.

Again - with all the 2 million warnings not to drive into flood water....here we go! Get a brain 'morans'.

I realise why I'm not in a rescue organisation because people would run up to me saying "My moronic family member went swimming in the cyclone surf even though they know they aren't supposed to. Heeeeelp!"

Me: "Ah well...if they swim to the shore they'll be right. I not risking my life for an A grade idiot. Buh Bye!"

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Trump has been rubbing off on the 51st state's population I see.
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Hi all , no power ,phone , internet since 11pm.

Alfie came straight at us , made landfall over Stradbroke Island which is straight across from where I live , we had the eye ( a big lull for about 20 minutes ) go over around midnight.

Then it did a right hand turn and went north so we copped the nasty tail.

No damage , **** loads of rain ( and still coming down ).

Coming to you via my Starlink system run by a little generator, couldn’t miss the game.

I’ll just be watching in the phone.
Got lucky yesterday, power came back on 45min before the start. Talk about cutting it close. What a win, thank you guys for turning our street on.
 
I've been keeping an eye on a few webcams (cyclone related ya perverts) and noticed this one on...Tweed Valley way (sth of kingscliff) has had these 3 cars in it overnight.

Again - with all the 2 million warnings not to drive into flood water....here we go! Get a brain 'morans'.

I realise why I'm not in a rescue organisation because people would run up to me saying "My moronic family member went swimming in the cyclone surf even though they know they aren't supposed to. Heeeeelp!"

Me: "Ah well...if they swim to the shore they'll be right. I not risking my life for an A grade idiot. Buh Bye!"

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My brother in Brisbane spotted a sign

"To all the panic buyers, please stock up on condoms so you don't breed anymore f**king idiots!"
 

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