A quick joke thread
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Jerry1
First Grader
Change it to blonde... Then you can say whatever you want...
grassy
Bencher
I applied for a job as a gynaecologist but they turned me away because i was over qualified.I still have a private practice working from home with the wife.I play drums at night and then when i get home i do a 2 hour shift.(hehe)
I haven't slept for 10 hours.
Because that would be far too long.
-mitch hedberg
Because that would be far too long.
-mitch hedberg
ssar
Bencher
Q: How do you know if Lady Gaga is dead?
A: You poke her face.
A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
Why was the sand wet?
Because the seaweed.
A: You poke her face.
A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
Why was the sand wet?
Because the seaweed.
wedgetail eagle
Bencher
If U2 gave a free concert,
would it be Pro Bono?
would it be Pro Bono?
manlyfan76
There is no A.I. Just better computers
I spent all of last night talking to an African woman for hours and hours, we just clicked...
SeaEagle9413
Forward Pass
Parramattas 2018 season
The better Robbo
Bencher
What did she fish say when he swam into the wall????
Dam
Dam
Eagle thru 'n' thru
Reserve Grader
What do you find at the end of an rainbow? A 'w'.
wedgetail eagle
Bencher
Brendan Tran
Member
BREAKING NEWS! NRL decides to strip the club of points in Gladstone
| Team | P | W | L | PD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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5 | 4 | 1 | 23 | 10 |
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5 | 4 | 1 | 14 | 10 |
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6 | 4 | 2 | 48 | 8 |
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6 | 4 | 2 | 28 | 8 |
|
5 | 3 | 2 | 25 | 8 |
|
5 | 3 | 2 | 14 | 8 |
|
6 | 3 | 2 | 38 | 7 |
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6 | 3 | 2 | 21 | 7 |
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 37 | 6 |
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 16 | 6 |
|
6 | 3 | 3 | -13 | 6 |
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5 | 2 | 3 | -15 | 6 |
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6 | 3 | 3 | -36 | 6 |
|
6 | 2 | 4 | -5 | 4 |
|
6 | 2 | 4 | -7 | 4 |
|
5 | 0 | 5 | -86 | 2 |
|
6 | 1 | 5 | -102 | 2 |
