Weekend Chuckle

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A taxi driver picked a nun up from a taxi rank and during the drive the man says to the nun, excuse me sister, all my life since I have been a good little jewish boy I have dreamed of kissing a nun, do you think it would be all right I I gave you a kiss.

The nun thought a bit and said Ok, climbed in the front when the taxi driver pulled over and let the driver give her a bit of a passionate kiss and then the nun climbed back over the back and they went on their merry way.

Shortly after the man started to cry and said sister, I am so sorry, I am not a jew, I'm actuallycatholic and I am real sorry for what I have done in kissing you, it was just on the spur of the moment type thing, can you forgive me said the driver.

The nun thought a bit more and said, "Thats OK mate, my names really kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress party."!
 

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