Urgent Help required: TISM

[Dan]

Right I have an ask of everyone here, this is a serious emergency situation that should be dear to all your hearts.

My wife and step sons gave Martin, my 2 year old a Roosters Jumper, and he has gone from saying "Go Manly" to Go Roosters and I am not having a bar of it.

This is urgent. I wanted to get him Maroon Manly Sea Eagles NRL Toddler Fleece Hoodie | Best&Less™ Online to stem the tide as soon as possible, however it looks like its out of stock everywhere. I need this in a size 3 or 4 if possible.

Hoping the Sea Eagles brainstrust can pull some strings and help me out getting the right type of hoodie on my young lad before the damage is done and it's too late.

Please, please someone think of the children.

 

[silver]

First things first. The wife is being disrespectful and there needs to be an intervention! Every wife knows that if its a boy, they follow dad's team - non-negotiable, part of the wedding vows, if its a girl then mum can 'try' and influence... My two boys made the right choice.

Have you tried Ebay e.g. Savvy Supporter, thesupportersstore

 

[Dan]

I found a size 4 which may be a bit big but no dramas and ordered that, just need to do a road trip now on the weekend to go get it

 

[The Wheel]

I’ve found the best way to deal with these situations is to beat the kid with wooden spoon or similar implement until they come to their senses. 😉😉😉

 

[Eagle thru 'n' thru]

Personally, I'd give the wife the Roosters jersey, the step son some Zippo fluid and a lighter, and open the back door with one hand and point to the corner of the back yard with the other and say "you know what to do, don't come back inside until the job is done".

 

[Eagle thru 'n' thru]

Option #2

Quietly sell the jersey on gumtree ebay or where ever, and put the $$$ towards a Manly membership for the young fella

 

[Dan]

I’ve found the best way to deal with these situations is to beat the kid with wooden spoon or similar implement until they come to their senses. 😉😉😉

If they were parra fans they would have plenty ready to go

 

[Terry Zarsoff]

That sounds like grounds for a divorce.

 

[rmd]

Try Fegrin.com as they seem to have heaps

 

[Eagle 1]

Right I have an ask of everyone here, this is a serious emergency situation that should be dear to all your hearts.

My wife and step sons gave Martin, my 2 year old a Roosters Jumper, and he has gone from saying "Go Manly" to Go Roosters and I am not having a bar of it.

This is urgent. I wanted to get him Maroon Manly Sea Eagles NRL Toddler Fleece Hoodie | Best&Less™ Online to stem the tide as soon as possible, however it looks like its out of stock everywhere. I need this in a size 3 or 4 if possible.

Hoping the Sea Eagles brainstrust can pull some strings and help me out getting the right type of hoodie on my young lad before the damage is done and it's too late.

Please, please someone think of the children.

ah ah..bought one of these Toddler Manly hoddies a year ago for my nices son from Best At Less at Warringah Mall, they had plenty in stock then. His father is a Titans supporter, but my niece is a Manly supporter. Guess who got the final say..lol.

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

Have you got a dog? If the dog were to accidentally get hold of it, a chew a few big holes (as everyone knows, sometimes really tasty stuff can get accidentally spilled on garments)
Just need to have the replacement (Manly) garment on hand. Also might need a plausible explanation for how the dog got hold of it. .. (consider sacrificing a couple of unrelated garments to the dog at the same time, to make it look less suspicious)

If you don't have a dog... it might accidentally get burned to a crisp if someone not familiar with ironing spontaneously decided to help out with the domestic chores? This sort of accident happens all the time
good luck

 

[Dan]

Have you got a dog? If the dog were to accidentally get hold of it, a chew a few big holes (as everyone knows, sometimes really tasty stuff can get accidentally spilled on garments)
Just need to have the replacement (Manly) garment on hand. Also might need a plausible explanation for how the dog got hold of it. .. (consider sacrificing a couple of unrelated garments to the dog at the same time, to make it look less suspicious)

If you don't have a dog... it might accidentally get burned to a crisp if someone not familiar with ironing spontaneously decided to help out with the domestic chores? This sort of accident happens all the time
good luck

I have a dog, but she is too well trained to make that a believable outcome....the bloody cat though, that thing could scratch it to death

 

[Will on the hill]

At that age something as simple as letting him know how funny it is to call them the Poosters might just work.

 

[nightster]

I’ve found the best way to deal with these situations is to beat the kid with wooden spoon or similar implement until they come to their senses. 😉😉😉

Surely you mean the wife

 

[WiseyEagle]

Oh what? Next, he will develop a taste for lattes and want books about rainbows and unicorns!

 

[Cliffy's Jockstrap]

Dammit what an unacceptable situation! I wish you every good fortune in this @Dan you are doing God's will.

 

[globaleagle]

Sounds like there's no end to the reach uncle nick's brown paper bags can achieve!

 

[Stuey Davis’s Socks]

Saw the thread title and thought you were talking about these guys - turns out it’s a far more serious matter @Dan: