Tuesday Funny

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  1. Fro

    By:FroMar 7, 2006
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    An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
    The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
    The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
    Why? Do you think they look alike?"
    No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"
     
  2. Dan

    By:DanMar 7, 2006
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    that my friend is gold.
     
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    By:FroMar 7, 2006
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    Thank you kind sir, I try my best
     
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    By:DanMar 7, 2006
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    lately I have taken to the line from "Kalifornia"

    "Goddamn!, did you see that woman, she was butt ugly"
    "Hey how did you shave that dawg and teach it to walk?"
     
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