Todd Carney Combined Mega Thread

[bones]

 

[SeaEagle007]

He could become a urine tester for Asada

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I dont wanna know what he would do if he was hungry

 

[Garts]

Jeez he has some good mates for sharing the picture.

 

[OneEyedEagle]

Well I guess he was getting nice warm golden showers at the Shire after each game 🙂

 

[weev]

Todd now forced to eat ****. After voluntarily slurping his own wizz. What a world.

Really though, the sharks must be looking at cost cutting and stupid Todd put himself on a platter, rang a bell and served it up. Save 700k? Let Todd show you how.

Piss easy.

 

[wombatgc]

Its a gag you bunch of muppets.You piss to the right put your head to the left ,seen this before...Lighten up old ladies.....

As has been mentioned, how good a mate was it that published this. He's the ****er that I want named.

 

[Lord Eagleton]

If Toddy likes Golden Bubblers maybe he is into Golden Showers too. Strange kid

 

[Berkeley_Eagle]

He could become a urine tester for Asada

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I dont wanna know what he would do if he was hungry

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saving thousands on sample jars

 

[Shoe1]

Is he still with lauryn eagle?

 

[Lord Eagleton]

Doubtful. Although she is quite butch and masculine, maybe she is impressed by this kind of stuff

 

[RiverEagle]

I like Lauren, Lord.

She's a Manly fan too!

Didn't know she was with Carney...

She may want to start packing for the UK (and the Super League) if she's still with him.

I cannot see any NRL club taking him now; and perhaps fair enough too.

Three strikes, you're out, seems more than appropriate here.

 

[lsz]

Apparently they broke up last year

 

[RiverEagle]

Apparently they broke up last year

Probly wise you'd reckon mate.

And as an afterthought Carney may be denied a visa to the UK again anyway.

 

[lsz]

Word is that is already not an option for him due to his criminal charges from his time in Canberra

 

[bones]

 

[manlyfan76]

Hi Phill!

 

[eagle chick]

I feel sorry for him. Being sacked by the club is totally unwarranted in my opinion. Greg Bird wasn't sacked when he glassed his girlfriend, Hurrell wasn't sacked when the video of him caught in a "lewd" act was posted online etc. Whatshisface was sacked by the Knights for assaulting someone in the CBD earlier this year, that's perfectly warranted. Carney didn't endanger anyone, didn't hurt anyone, all it was was a bit of little boys' room antics which someone made the poor decision of photographing and posting online. Kneejerk reaction by the Sharks board and now Carney's career in RL is gone (unless he's picked up by St George !). Poor bugger.

 

[manlyfan76]

It was a public place and a lewd act. he has had his chances at previous clubs and apparently several warnings this year from the sharks. The sharks didn't gave much choice.

 

[HappilyManly]

It was a public place and a lewd act. he has had his chances at previous clubs and apparently several warnings this year from the sharks. The sharks didn't gave much choice.

:huh:

Lewd - crude and offensive in a sexual way.

Hardly a public place - the man was in a toilet urinating - his privacy was violated and most people's sense of good taste after it was made public by an un-named person.
But lewd - no 😎

Sacking a man over this is still too drastic IMO.

 

[bones]

Lol ^^^ a public toilet is not a public place?