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* How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?

* When packing an Esky do you put the ice or the beer in first?

* Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:

a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.
b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze and ham. In 40C heat.
c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.

* How many beers in a slab?

* Does "yeah-nah" mean "Yes and no" or "Maybe" or "Yes I understand but No I don't agree"?

* The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?

a) Toadie from Neighbours
b) Alf from Home & Away
c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?

* When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages

a) Once or twice
b) As often as necessary to cook
c) After each stubby
d) Until charcoal?

* Name three of the Daddo brothers.

* Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?

* Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
a) Drinking beer a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?

* Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?

* How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?

* How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?

* Who are Scott and Charlene?

* How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?

a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Sauce injection straight into the middle?

* If the police raided your home would you:

a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?

* Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?

* Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?

* Thongs are:

a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?
d)Japanese Safety Boots

* On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best? 1993, 1997, 2001 or 2005?

* What someone is more likely to die of?

a) Red Back Spider
b) Great White Shark
c) Victorian Police Officer
d) King Brown Snake
e) Your missus after a big night
f) Dropbear?

* How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?

* Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sahn?

* Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....

* Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.

* Who is current Australian test cricket captain:

a) Ricky Ponting
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Makybe Diva?

* Is it best to take a sick day:

a) When the cricket's on
b) When the cricket's on
c) When the cricket's on

* What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?

* What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?

* What are Budgie smugglers?

* Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?

* A "Hoppoate" is:

a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player?

* What does having a 'chunder' mean?

* When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?

* What do the following terms mean:

a) Mate?
b) Maate
c) Maaaaaaate?

* Best Aussie name is what?

a) Cheryl
b) Charlene
c) Bazza
d) Thommo
e) Shazza

* What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?
 

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I think I passed
 

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I'm still trying to see how many slabs i can get into the back of me ute.
 

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I'm still trying to see how many slabs i can get into the back of me ute.

I dont have a ute so couldnt answer, i assumed you would probably get at least 1 pallet and say another 6 slabs around the edges. The important variable is whether they are packaged on a crate, or whether they are secured properly.

For safety I would go with a properly packed pallet which should be secure and allow enough room for the cattle dog
 

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you dont buy pallets from Bottle shops, we stack cartons as high as they will go, and dont forget theres room for a few in the cabin as well,

Cattle dogs have got good balance, they go on top of the cartons.
 

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A good cattle dog would offer to walk home if it meant you could get one more slab in
 

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true. You can buy pallets from the bottle shop! You just have to ask.

You can go higher with 2 pallets than you cna by loose stacking. Or at least stack em high and chuck some shrink wrap around them....better than stack em high watch em fly!
 

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Didnt say you couldnt buy em, just that real men dont.

only poofs wrap em Dan, and poofs dont have cattle dogs.

I suppose you use rope and tie em down too?
 

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My missus's Uncle got a pallet of beer for him and a mate to share over their 4 week Christmas holiday's a few years ago. From memory I think it was 50 carton's to the pallet so It was not a bad effort as there was not much left at the end of the month.
 

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Didnt say you couldnt buy em, just that real men dont.

only poofs wrap em Dan, and poofs dont have cattle dogs.

I suppose you use rope and tie em down too?

Its all a moot point since I drive a lancer and not a ute!

TO be honest, i would buy a pallet, I wouldnt want to risk wasting a drop. Spilling any is sacralige and unaustralian, unless you are pouring it over someones head!
 

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Today's humour - New anti-terrorism laws: Aussie Citizenship Questionairre

I used to drive a lancer, then I grew up :)

actually it was a great car, loved it.

and I agree with you on the spillage issue. I was at the ING game at Drummoyne and one of my mates knocked my beer over accidently. So I instructed him to go and buy me TWO to replace it :)
 

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thats why we lost
 

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How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?


I believe the answer is 8... thats mine in a VS commodore though not a torrie!!
 

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