The problem with being a newbie....

[Woodsie]

I don't give a **** unless you prove how smart you are by agreeing with me.

 

[globaleagle]

I don't give a **** unless you prove how smart you are by agreeing with me.

This is not all that helpful.

So I have to guess then.....you're English!

woodsie the Pom!

yay

WINK

 

[Woodsie]

This is not all that helpful.

So I have to guess then.....you're English!

woodsie the Pom!

yay

WINK

The bad news is that there are more Englishmen in Bannockburn than Scots.

The good news is they are all in their graves.

 

[globaleagle]

The bad news is that there are more Englishmen in Bannockburn than Scots.

The good news is they are all in their graves.

lol

I shouldn't laugh....but I'll wait till I stop before I feel bad!

(apologies to gib the pom who posts here.)

Recently I was at a party and a guy had an Irish tattoo.

some girl asked him the obvious:
"so you're from Ireland?"

He replied: "Northern Ireland!"

She said: "Oh so you're not really Irish then!"

I swear you could feel the air being sucked outta the room. 15 sets of eyes going wide and 15 jaws dropping to the floor.


#randomcomment

 

[Woodsie]

 

[The Quirkster]

And you're an insomniac.

I am.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do when he couldn't sleep?

He lay there pondering if there is a Dog.

 

[The Quirkster]

And you're an insomniac.

The Scottish came from Ireland over a thousand years ago. The Scoti tribe.

To quote Billy Connolly:

"They were a kind of demented Irish tribe. They were saying, 'Hey, I know an even rainier place!'

Love the Scots!

 

[Woodsie]

The Scottish came from Ireland over a thousand years ago. The Scoti tribe.

To quote Billy Connolly:

"They were a kind of demented Irish tribe. They were saying, 'Hey, I know an even rainier place!'

Love the Scots!

Yeah, the Irish have always only been Scotsman that couldn't swim.

 

[Harvies elbow]

Yeah, the Irish have always only been Scotsman that couldn't swim.

Wish I could rate you and the Quirkster funny Woodsie but the ratings icons have disappeared from this thread on my app.
Funny stuff.

 

[wedgetail eagle]

Me too! 😉

 

[globaleagle]

It's my thread so I disabled the icon setting!

So there!



Not really, I think the icons are only set for the 'other' forum.

 

[The Quirkster]

I wish I could rate myself because I know that everything I write here is pure gold.

 

[Harvies elbow]

It's my thread so I disabled the icon setting!

So there!



Not really, I think the icons are only set for the 'other' forum.

I'm gunna bring back the fish theme in protest...
That's really shellfish of you !!

 

[The Quirkster]

I'm gunna bring back the fish theme in protest...
That's really shellfish of you !!

Yeah, he's always whaling.

 

[globaleagle]

You guys wont bait me.

Even if you're masters at it!

 

[voicefromthehill]

I stumbled across this thread - I am full to the bream with replies but will kipper them to myself

 

[rifraff]

I am yet to see anyone on MasterChef attempt to make Mince and tatties

Fine dining at it's best, not to mention that it is also classified as a pudding