The Peoples Hero Award

[Woodsie]

Just thinking, that each year at the Dally M's a special award should be introduced for the player that puts on the best hit, nut kick, bite or squirrell gripe on one of the games great pests.

For example Graeme biting Billy Slater
BJ kicking Ennis in the nuts. (I don't think he did, but so many people have slapped him on the back, he's going along with it)

Need a catchy name for the award.

 

[manlyfan76]

I think squirrel gripe is a great name.

 

[HoldenV8]

BJ shouldn't have been suspended, he should have been given an MBE for services to the game if he had really kneed Ennis in the nuts.

 

[ricardo]

They always name these things after retired players exhibiting the required characteristics ... How is this not the John Hopoate award for services to the game

 

[nightster]

The Nathan Brown Bitch Slap Award

 

[Woodsie]

They always name these things after retired players exhibiting the required characteristics ... How is this not the John Hopoate award for services to the game

Unfortunately, Hoppa in his enthusiasm, thumbed anybody within a handspan. This award should rightly go to someone that specifically targets a pest/grub/smartarse such as Reynolds from Doggies or Fififififita from sharkies.

We should also probably compile a list of approved targets.

 

[nightster]

Unfortunately, Hoppa in his enthusiasm, thumbed anybody within a handspan. This award should rightly go to someone that specifically targets a pest/grub/smartarse such as Reynolds from Doggies or Fififififita from sharkies.

We should also probably compile a list of approved targets.

yeah ... how the f***come he wasn't penalised the other night? he grabbed & held back our player in every single play the ball he was in ..... he is a big dopey dropkick!

 

[HappilyManly]

Stupid Oughta Hurt Award

 

[Turbo]

The kapow!

And for the pest award it can be called the Ennishead award

 

[Woodsie]

yeah ... how the f***come he wasn't penalised the other night? he grabbed & held back our player in every single play the ball he was in ..... he is a big dopey dropkick!

Yeah, but did you notice when Kapow pushed him back 20 metres and he saw who did it he went very quite.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

The Finger Award

Simple & Sweet!!!

 

[manlyfan76]

The Finger Award

Simple & Sweet!!!

The big finger.
Timatam biscuts were just about to release the timtam "Big Finger" biscut at te time but decided to scrap it because of the bad publicity Hoppas big finger was generating.

 

[Woodsie]

The big finger.
Timatam biscuts were just about to release the timtam "Big Finger" biscut at te time but decided to scrap it because of the bad publicity Hoppas big finger was generating.

Dark chocolate?

 

[Captain Moondog]

The Julian O'Neill Medal.

 

[midsteyne]

Now there is a guy that was the biggest f**kwit in our game till pearce came along,Julian and cousins from the gayefel,total oxygen thieves

 

[manlyfan76]

The Julian O'Neill Medal.

I thought that was the golden boot.

 

[Captain Moondog]

What about the Prince Phillip award in honour of the Australian of the Year?

 

[Normie]

The Farktard of the Year

 

[Pablo]

Kick a Dick in the Dick Medal

 

[Captain Moondog]

The Graven Idol Award