The No-Look News (Schuster Chronicles)

[chuckee]

Careful, he might be on here doing market research.

He’s not interested, I don’t think any of us around here are from Papua New Guinea

 

[Kevinward777]

I went to Mosman primary school with him and his brother

They copped more than a few beltings back in those days

So he's really a Bears supporter then?

 

[winnyason]

Honestly the absolute bull**** that sprouts from him is at times just funny , and his “ cult “ lap it up like he’s the messiah.

He’s got a massive ego and loves it being stroked !!

He waxes lyrical about how many he’s got on his page BUT doesn’t tell you that for several years the page was named “ Manly Warringah Sea Eagles “ and people thought it was the clubs official page.

I alerted the club to this and not long after he changed it ( and has recently added “ the OFFICIAL Manly Sea Eagles supporters group “), again making him look special.

I was snuck back in as a member ( after he booted me) but say nothing as he’d kick me out in a flash.

As I say , ****ing wanker!!

He a dickhead I got a ban for swearing young Robert he a dead set peanut

 

[Brooke]

He’s not interested, I don’t think any of us around here are from Papua New Guinea

Please explain.

 

[Shoe1]

I went to Mosman primary school with him and his brother

They copped more than a few beltings back in those days

Tough school, lot of Compton about it.

 

[jbb/james]

Tough school, lot of Compton about it.

Yes ive heard they were particularly harsh on those that wore the wrong coloured monacle

 

[Tragic Eagle]

I heard he was recently circumcised.

Hmm

 

[XV-1]

Des mentioned in the press that Schuster was at least a couple of weeks away.

 

[The Who]

Des mentioned in the press that Schuster was at least a couple of weeks away.

Yeah. It would be nice to get more accurate updates from our bearded psysio. Does he think he's Jack Nicholson and that we can't handle the truth?

 

[globaleagle]

Yeah. It would be nice to get more accurate updates from our bearded psysio. Does he think he's Jack Nicholson and that we can't handle the truth?

or

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's an update!

 

[manly al]

or

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's an update!

That"s about as good as it gets

 

[globaleagle]

That"s about as good as it gets

It seems like weeks since you've done a pun run!

 

[manly al]

It seems like weeks since you've done a pun run!

Had the urge but not the inclination [ sounds a bit Frudian maybe i should rephrase that ]

 

[Kalvin]

Anyone know what's doing with him not playing? The Intel was that he had recovered from the training injury... is there something more to him not playing or are we just being over cautious?

 

[The better Robbo]

Anyone know what's doing with him not playing? The Intel was that he had recovered from the training injury... is there something more to him not playing or are we just being over cautious?

Someone did mention he was not meeting his playing weight.
Similar to Suli a couple years back but I haven't heard any more.

 

[eagleron]

Anyone know what's doing with him not playing? The Intel was that he had recovered from the training injury... is there something more to him not playing or are we just being over cautious?

Yeah I don't understand either, the I lines of communication between the club and us supporters is poor at best

 

[Jerry1]

Someone did mention he was not meeting his playing weight.
Similar to Suli a couple years back but I haven't heard any more.

I see him very much like Latrell. He can carry some weight and still be superhuman.

 

[manlyfan76]

How the hell did George Rose get a run then?

 

[Pepi]

Anyone know what's doing with him not playing? The Intel was that he had recovered from the training injury... is there something more to him not playing or are we just being over cautious?

Des said in his interview yesterday Josh should be back the week after the Raiders.
Don't believe the BS about him being dropped for being overweight, the lower leg injury is the issue.

 

[MadMarcus]

How the hell did George Rose get a run then?

To be fair I don’t thing George ever really did run