The Life Of Brian (Kelly)

[mozgrame]

Better give us a bit more than that Moz...

Well....it's called - Delicious Cunnilingus Recipes for Hearing Impaired Ectomorphs!

It's been a long process and I've learnt a lot through my research. Did you know that the vast majority of hearing impaired ectomorphs used to work in night clubs during the 80's and 90's, predominantly as bar staff and are quite often named Eric? The constant thumping of the then unregulated sound systems produced industrial deafness. This naturally leads to problems in the bedroom/lounge/backyard.....

Upon closing their eyes to perform (could you imagine having your eyes wide open during? Creepy), the Erics become very dizzy and disorientated. This often leads them to falling off the bed/lounge suite/bonnet of the ride on lawn mower....and more often than not, they vomit. Now....understandably, this can be quite confusing to the young lady participating in the act, and can lead to all sorts of mixed signals and false assumptions.

By introducing an array of tantalising flavours and aromas, it gives the Erics something to focus on and they have a much higher success rate at completing their objective. Happy days!!

Target audience too small? I think not! There will be just as many endomorphic and mesomorphic people out there with perfectly good hearing that will snap this book up!

Yes Sir! This is my ticket to the big time! Move over Dr Phil.....Moz is on his way up!!!

 

[manlyfan76]

Well....it's called - Delicious Cunnilingus Recipes for Hearing Impaired Ectomorphs!

It's been a long process and I've learnt a lot through my research. Did you know that the vast majority of hearing impaired ectomorphs used to work in night clubs during the 80's and 90's, predominantly as bar staff and are quite often named Eric? The constant thumping of the then unregulated sound systems produced industrial deafness. This naturally leads to problems in the bedroom/lounge/backyard.....

Upon closing their eyes to perform (could you imagine having your eyes wide open during? Creepy), the Erics become very dizzy and disorientated. This often leads them to falling off the bed/lounge suite/bonnet of the ride on lawn mower....and more often than not, they vomit. Now....understandably, this can be quite confusing to the young lady participating in the act, and can lead to all sorts of mixed signals and false assumptions.

By introducing an array of tantalising flavours and aromas, it gives the Erics something to focus on and they have a much higher success rate at completing their objective. Happy days!!

Target audience too small? I think not! There will be just as many endomorphic and mesomorphic people out there with perfectly good hearing that will snap this book up!

Yes Sir! This is my ticket to the big time! Move over Dr Phil.....Moz is on his way up!!!

Mate I'm pretty sure this topic has been done to death. Mainly in Russia and the fmr Yugoslav republic but it's out there.

 

[Woodsie]

Well....it's called - Delicious Cunnilingus Recipes for Hearing Impaired Ectomorphs!

It's been a long process and I've learnt a lot through my research. Did you know that the vast majority of hearing impaired ectomorphs used to work in night clubs during the 80's and 90's, predominantly as bar staff and are quite often named Eric? The constant thumping of the then unregulated sound systems produced industrial deafness. This naturally leads to problems in the bedroom/lounge/backyard.....

Upon closing their eyes to perform (could you imagine having your eyes wide open during? Creepy), the Erics become very dizzy and disorientated. This often leads them to falling off the bed/lounge suite/bonnet of the ride on lawn mower....and more often than not, they vomit. Now....understandably, this can be quite confusing to the young lady participating in the act, and can lead to all sorts of mixed signals and false assumptions.

By introducing an array of tantalising flavours and aromas, it gives the Erics something to focus on and they have a much higher success rate at completing their objective. Happy days!!

Target audience too small? I think not! There will be just as many endomorphic and mesomorphic people out there with perfectly good hearing that will snap this book up!

Yes Sir! This is my ticket to the big time! Move over Dr Phil.....Moz is on his way up!!!

The PPC .... covering the big issues .... Erics all over the world owe you a debt of gratitude for your compassionate handling of a touchy subject ..... and for those that would criticise .... it is simply a matter of taste .....

 

[Woodsie]

Is that @Woodsie in his younger days? I knew he was a closet selfie taker .......

WOODSIE 1:11 ..... and he sayeth to the host of Punchies .... drop off you pair of numb-nutted mullet wearing selfie taking willy wobblers .....

 

[BOZO]

WOODSIE 1:11 ..... and he sayeth to the host of Punchies .... drop off you pair of numb-nutted mullet wearing selfie taking willy wobblers .....

Have a great day feathered friend 😉

 

[HappilyManly]

Yeah that’s what I was wondering? Bit weird but he was signing a lot of papers that his wife was overlooking for the entire time

Was Kels signing release papers 🙁


@brentread_7
Also, expecting Brian Kelly to ask for release from Manly imminently. Wants to return to Gold Coast, per sources. Titans interested and Sea Eagles unlikely to stand in his way

 

[Ben]

@brentread_7
Also, expecting Brian Kelly to ask for release from Manly imminently. Wants to return to Gold Coast, per sources. Titans interested and Sea Eagles unlikely to stand in his way

A big shame if true. We had him on a modest contract as well which add massive value to our roster. From memory was on around 160k over the 3 years. Starting to come on as a great young player with Manly. Can't blame him for chasing his true value now.

 

[HappilyManly]

A big shame if true. We had him on a modest contract as well which add massive value to our roster. From memory was on around 160k over the 3 years. Starting to come on as a great young player with Manly. Can't blame him for chasing his true value now.

Just today he was announced as an upgrade by Manly

Doing my head in

 

[Eagles2nv]

If true, that is disappointing, but who knows the truth. I guess we will know soon.

Hopefully he is staying, he would develop under Des.

 

[Eagles2nv]

Just today he was announced as an upgrade by Manly

Doing my head in

Can someone please ask Lyall... Thanks.

 

[Woodsie]

If he does go I am placing the blame right at the feet of @Mark from Brisbane for not changing the thread title .....

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

If he does go I am placing the blame right at the feet of @Mark from Brisbane for not changing the thread title .....

Lol

Funny how the club says he’s signed an extension and yet one of the journos says he’s going to the coast.

I know who I’m believing!!

 

[manlyfan76]

Who would not want to sign an international centre?

 

[tookey]

Joel Caine‏ @JoelCaine 57m57 minutes ago
Replying to @brentread_7
Ready they won’t stand in his way because I hear young gun TEVITA FUNA is absolutely cherry ripe for a big season

 

[Mitch]

Just today he was announced as an upgrade by Manly

Doing my head in

Where was it announced by the club? I could only see something reported by Fox Sports.

 

[Bearfax]

The problem with this latest Froxumour is that Kelly has indicated in interview how happy he is in the district and the question a young aspiring International would have to ask is, what benefit do I have joining the Titans in respect of promoting my career. I suspect Fox got the cart in front of the horse, yet again. They may have heard that Kelly was asking for an upgrade or he would accept an offer from the Titans. Manly upgrade his contract. He's happy. But Fox is still reporting the pre upgrade news.

 

[Harvies elbow]

Well....it's called - Delicious Cunnilingus Recipes for Hearing Impaired Ectomorphs!

It's been a long process and I've learnt a lot through my research. Did you know that the vast majority of hearing impaired ectomorphs used to work in night clubs during the 80's and 90's, predominantly as bar staff and are quite often named Eric? The constant thumping of the then unregulated sound systems produced industrial deafness. This naturally leads to problems in the bedroom/lounge/backyard.....

Upon closing their eyes to perform (could you imagine having your eyes wide open during? Creepy), the Erics become very dizzy and disorientated. This often leads them to falling off the bed/lounge suite/bonnet of the ride on lawn mower....and more often than not, they vomit. Now....understandably, this can be quite confusing to the young lady participating in the act, and can lead to all sorts of mixed signals and false assumptions.

By introducing an array of tantalising flavours and aromas, it gives the Erics something to focus on and they have a much higher success rate at completing their objective. Happy days!!

Target audience too small? I think not! There will be just as many endomorphic and mesomorphic people out there with perfectly good hearing that will snap this book up!

Yes Sir! This is my ticket to the big time! Move over Dr Phil.....Moz is on his way up!!!

Interesting concept Moz.
I think I'll pre order...

 

[Nordburg]

Lol

Funny how the club says he’s signed an extension and yet one of the journos says he’s going to the coast.

I know who I’m believing!!

Add that to a story earlier in the week saying James Roberts to Titans if Bennett leaves early(which he will).Its dart board journalism

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

Add that to a story earlier in the week saying James Roberts to Titans if Bennett leaves early(which he will).Its dart board journalism

Lots and lots of darts being thrown , sadly some might hit!!

 

[Loobs]

Joel Caine‏ @JoelCaine 57m57 minutes ago
Replying to @brentread_7
Ready they won’t stand in his way because I hear young gun TEVITA FUNA is absolutely cherry ripe for a big season

Haha Coke hot off the press