BREAKING NEWS
The NSW Supreme Court has today awarded Bianca Rinehart control over her, and her siblings, 5 billion dollar trust fund which will continue to grow with a challenge pending to acquire 49% of all future company mining dividends.
Joe Kelly reached in principle agreement with Bianca Rinehart this evening, where the two of them were allegedly spotted celebrating, drinking red wine with Bozo at the Sydney Hilton.
The deal is believed to commence with a 7.5 million dollar, 5 year TPA for DCE, making him the face of the Aussie mining industry.
DCE could not be contacted tonight, however one of his best mates, that just signed for Manly, was quoted as saying, "geez that Chez is one lucky bugger, Manly only have to pay him 500K pa for the next 5 years, and he gets to bank 10 million when you count the TPA"
Cherry's mum was quoted as saying, "Tessa, Vessa and Bianca will get along just fine".