Satirical Song Lyrics

[Dan]

I would have thought captain feather sword would have been more you

 

[Fluffy]

possibly, but theres nothing like tooting your horn when your driving your big red car

 

[Dan]

or waving you feather sword at all the woman

 

[Fro]

I get wake up Jeff all the time.

thanks for the heads up of Rocky Horror Fluff, learn something every day

 

[Dan]

Today I learnt that signing 40 od travellers cheques is not the best way to spend your lunch break.

I wonder what i will learn tommorrow

 

[Fluffy]

maybe signing 50 od travellers cheques is not the best way to spend your lunch break.

 

[fLIP]

Fluffy is a dancing queen! See that girl?

 

[Fluffy]

unfortunaltly i dont have the dress sence to be a queen, sorry to dissapoint. Althouth you sound interested in finding one, im sure i could find one for you.

 

[fLIP]

Thats your best call of the day. Running out of material fluf.

 

[Fluffy]

not really trying.

sorry to dissapoint

 

[Dan]

are you two lovers or something, you bicker like women

 

[Fluffy]

Youd like that wouldnt you.

a couple of female lovers.

 

[Fro]

Not that theres anything wrong with that

 

[Fluffy]

never said there was, in fact i have been known to encourage that from time to time

 

[Fro]

I think every man in the world, has been known to encourage that sort of behaviour among the ladies........... Sharings Caring after all

 

[Fluffy]

That pretty much sums it up.

 

[fLIP]

Female? Fluffy, your not.... Female are you. Id be checkin for nuts if you think your a chick.

 

[Fluffy]

I dont think im a chick - in fact im pretty sure of it. Let me check little fluffy, my decision maker.

Yep not a chick

 

[Dan]

If you two cant play nice, i will put you in the corner to think about it

 

[fLIP]

Can it be opposite corners.