Player Nicknames

  • We had an issue with background services between march 10th and 15th or there about. This meant the payment services were not linking to automatic upgrades. If you paid for premium membership and are still seeing ads please let me know and the email you used against PayPal and I cam manually verify and upgrade your account.
  • We have been getting regular requests for users who have been locked out of their accounts because they have changed email adresses over the lifetime of their accounts. Please make sure the email address under your account is your current and correct email address in order to avoid this in the future. You can set your email address at https://silvertails.net/account/account-details
  • Wwe are currently experience some server issues which I am working through and hoping to resolve soon, Please bare with me whilst I work through making some changes and possible intermittent outages.
  • Apologies all our server was runing rogue. I managed to get us back to a point from 2:45 today though there is an attachment issue i will fix shortly. Things should be smooth now though

The Gronk

Bencher
OK you lot,

Most of you seem to fancy your acerbic wits, yet when you look at the list of nicknames that are around for the players, we can't do much better than what is already out there, or some lame shortening of a surname (although Halfasanga and Sione Alphabet rate pretty highly). If we fancy ourselves as a bunch of manly fanatics I reckon we should be able to come up with some nicknames for the players that have extremely convoluted origins and/or are a biting commentary on our players.

Also some of our newcomers need to be christened in true silvertails style.

1. Brett Stewart Snake
2. Michael Robertson Robbo
3. Steve Bell Beaver2
4. Jamie Lyon Wimmaway, Killer
5. Chris Hicks
6. Travis Burns Monty
7. Matt Orford Ox
8. Jason King Princess
9. Michael Monaghan Concentric Circles/Messiahan/Monas/Moanagain/MM
10. Brent Kite BK2
11. Steve Menzies Beaver
12. Anthony Watmough Choc
13. Glenn Stewart Stewy2

Others
Steve Matai
Matt Ballin
Luke Williamson Willo
Mark Bryant Martin
George Rose
Shayne Dunley The angry gnome
Jack Afamasaga Halfasanga
Sione Finefeuiaki Sione Alphabet
Adam Cuthbertson Cuthbo
Glenn Hall

Any suggestions for some new ones?
 

Fluffy

Journey Man
10. Brent Kite Whopper
12. Anthony Watmough What else, what now, whatmough
13. Glenn Stewart Gift

Matt Ballin Matty B
Mark Bryant Boxhead
George Rose pie eater, Georgy porgy
Shayne Dunley The angry smurf
 

Jatz Crackers

First Grader
1. Brett Stewart……………(BS, jimmy, slippery, thong licker)
2. Michael Robertson ……..(cods, flasher, peewee)
3. Steve Bell………..………(tinker, ding-a-ling, sidesteppa)
4. Jamie Lyon………………( I like wimma)
5. Chris Hicks ……………..(jethro, cross)
6. Travis Burns……………..(carlo, red ant, angry ant)
7. Matt Orford ….………………?
8. Jason King ………………(joe, broken nail, bwana)
9. Michael Monaghan ……...plenty already done
10. Brent Kite …..………… (fly buys, breezer)
11. Steve Menzies…………..(camel toe, bearded clam, sir beaver, alotavagina)
12. Anthony Watmough…….(short stack, tug boat)
13. Glenn Stewart……………….(T, convict, rastafarian)

Others
Steve Matai………………………(tanty, sheeplocks)
Matt Ballin………………………(Mr Crisp, zipper)
Luke Williamson………………...(cricket bat, plodder)
Mark Bryant……………………..(alien, dropped pie)
George Rose ……………………(donut king, muncher)
Sione Finefeuiaki ………………(Sione Alphabet)
Adam Cuthbertson………………(DC, 240, spark)
Glenn Hall……………………….(towny, square)

In fact, other than tinker, wimma, they are all JC originals i reserve all copyright.
 

The Gronk

Bencher
1. Brett Stewart……………(BS, jimmy, slippery, thong licker) thong licker? wtf?
2. Michael Robertson ……..(cods, flasher, peewee) cods...I like it
3. Steve Bell………..………(tinker, ding-a-ling, sidesteppa) tinker...yeah not bad
4. Jamie Lyon………………( I like wimma)
5. Chris Hicks ……………..(jethro, cross) Jesus has it for me atm
6. Travis Burns……………..(carlo, red ant, angry ant) carlo?
7. Matt Orford ….………………?
8. Jason King ………………(joe, broken nail, bwana) I think princess still wins
9. Michael Monaghan ……...plenty already done
10. Brent Kite …..………… (fly buys, breezer)
11. Steve Menzies…………..(camel toe, bearded clam, sir beaver, alotavagina) beaver is a classic and must not be tampered with!!
12. Anthony Watmough…….(short stack, tug boat) tug boat....gold
13. Glenn Stewart……………….(T, convict, rastafarian) Bob Marley?

Others
Steve Matai………………………(tanty, sheeplocks) sheep shagger
Matt Ballin………………………(Mr Crisp, zipper) Mr Crisp...yeah good stuff
Luke Williamson………………...(cricket bat, plodder) cricket bat...Gray Nicholls?
Mark Bryant……………………..(alien, dropped pie) what about martin? I think every team needs a serial killer....
George Rose ……………………(donut king, muncher) doey?
Sione Finefeuiaki ………………(Sione Alphabet)
Adam Cuthbertson………………(DC, 240, spark) DC...nice
Glenn Hall……………………….(towny, square) Tina is gold

At some stage I will collate and we can sort a team line up out?
 
Guys, Mark Bryant HAS to be called the Predator. Have you seen the Predator with his mask off? He looks EXACTLY like Bryant's mug shot!!!!!!!!!! My brother is in complete agreement with me.
 

Latest posts

Team P W L PD Pts
16 13 3 125 32
16 11 5 116 28
17 11 6 225 26
17 11 6 125 26
16 9 7 65 24
16 9 7 48 24
17 9 7 67 23
17 9 8 1 22
17 9 8 -56 22
17 8 9 -81 20
16 7 9 -93 20
17 7 9 -32 19
17 7 10 9 18
16 6 10 -59 18
16 6 10 -104 18
17 4 13 -153 12
17 4 13 -203 12
Back
Top Bottom