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Plane crash

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Guest, Jul 20, 2007.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

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    Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Rachel Hunter are flying to a
    supermodels conference in Paris, when suddenly the Captain of the
    plane announces: "We have just lost all power to the engines of the
    plane and are going to make an emergency crash landing - please
    assume the brace position immediately!"

    Immediately the three models look at each other and start preparing
    for the worst. Claudia quickly pulls out some lipstick and make-up
    and starts fixing her face up. Bewildered, Naomi and Rachel ask:

    "What in the hell are you doing Claudia, fixing up your make-up-we
    are about to fricking crash!"
    Claudia responds: "Well I know for a fact that the rescue workers
    will search for, and save first, the people who have the best looking
    faces—this is why I am putting on my make-up."

    Immediately Rachel Hunter rips open her blouse to expose two
    beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity.
    Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout: "Rachel have you lost
    your ****ing senses?? Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to
    See--we are about to die!"

    Rachel responds: "I have it on good authority that in plane crashes,
    the rescue workers look to save first the women with big beautiful
    breasts—this is why I am exposing my tits!"

    Not hesitating for a moment, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and
    panties to expose her female "love triangle."
    Freaking out, Claudia and Rachel yell: "Naomi - Are your ****ing
    crazy?? Why are you exposing your snatch for everyone to see??"

    Calmly, Naomi responds: "BITCHES, PLEASE! I know for a fact that the
    first thing the rescue workers always look for in plane crashes is
    the black box!!"
  2. Narcissus

    Narcissus Member

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    I like it :)

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