Plane crash

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Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Rachel Hunter are flying to a
supermodels conference in Paris, when suddenly the Captain of the
plane announces: "We have just lost all power to the engines of the
plane and are going to make an emergency crash landing - please
assume the brace position immediately!"

Immediately the three models look at each other and start preparing
for the worst. Claudia quickly pulls out some lipstick and make-up
and starts fixing her face up. Bewildered, Naomi and Rachel ask:

"What in the hell are you doing Claudia, fixing up your make-up-we
are about to fricking crash!"
Claudia responds: "Well I know for a fact that the rescue workers
will search for, and save first, the people who have the best looking
faces—this is why I am putting on my make-up."

Immediately Rachel Hunter rips open her blouse to expose two
beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity.
Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout: "Rachel have you lost
your ****ing senses?? Why are you baring your breasts for everyone to
See--we are about to die!"

Rachel responds: "I have it on good authority that in plane crashes,
the rescue workers look to save first the women with big beautiful
breasts—this is why I am exposing my tits!"

Not hesitating for a moment, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and
panties to expose her female "love triangle."
Freaking out, Claudia and Rachel yell: "Naomi - Are your ****ing
crazy?? Why are you exposing your snatch for everyone to see??"

Calmly, Naomi responds: "BITCHES, PLEASE! I know for a fact that the
first thing the rescue workers always look for in plane crashes is
the black box!!"

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