Because last week I flew to Aust, NZ, and the UK with a usa stopover.
I visited the home of every single member.
If they weren't at home I asked their pet if the thread was missed.
results:
18 budgerigars made fun of me - well they were chirping me, same thing,
12 cats looked at me in a condescending way, turned and showed me their butts,
4 kea's outsmarted me and I ended up doing their shopping for them,
5 tortoises said 'pull yer head in, ya drongo, while doing the same,
Ironically, 9 drongos told me to grow a thicker shell,
27 goldfish couldn't remember the question,
surprisingly, 2 sloths ran away,
3 dragons warned me that 'I didn't see anything',
6 Echidna's called me a prick,
22 dogs just wanted to know if they were a 'good boy or girl', and
1 wombat gave me a hug, proving once again wombats are the best.
- so that's how I know!
lulz
(Also, anyone can start a thread)