Orange shoes

[Dan]

Why should you not buy Orange shoes?






Because they have no souls....

 

[globaleagle]

Well, people called me drunk when I posted some jokes so.....

 

[Dan]

haha not drunk just in a TFIF sort of mood

 

[globaleagle]

haha not drunk just in a TFIF sort of mood

I know what you mean.

Though it's 5.33pm thursday arvo here.

what about green shoes?

 

[Dan]

who knows?

All i know is gingers have no souls

 

[The Eagle]

who knows?

All i know is gingers have no souls

Must be why they are so good in the sack,just sayin

 

[Dan]

no that's about desperation

 

[The Eagle]

Desperation is tapping a tanned woman,skin like a handbag

 

[Dan]

Desperation is tapping a tanned woman,skin like a handbag

from the womans behalf mate, not the other way around.

*sigh* I'll explain it to you.

- Stereotype is that gingers are ugly and have no soul
- Therefore the ginger female is desperate for any male attention ergo they perform better in bed to gain approval and said attention.

Same goes for girls with Daddy issues too come to think of it

 

[The Eagle]

Lol.....derp.....

 

[globaleagle]

And from that day on, Dan promised never to post another joke online and rode off into the sunset, finger raised.

 

[Dan]

Sometimes I have to remind myself that my brain does not work the same as others and my sense of humor is somewhat more warped than others.

My wife for one thinks I am more annoying than funny, I tend to disagree with her

 

[Fluffy]

Jessica rabbit has a soul

 

[globaleagle]

Post seized by ASIO

 

[Dan]

Jessica rabbit has a soul

incorrect, she is a cartoon character and thus has no soul.

Perfect example of all this is Ronald McDonald, and Julia Gillard.

 

[Cameron]

Jessica rabbit has a soul

incorrect, she is a cartoon character and thus has no soul.

Perfect example of all this is Ronald McDonald, and Julia Gillard.

You'll get done for defamation for that post Dan
By McDonalds 😉